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10 Easiest Painless Ways of Killing Yourselves Quickest

Published on May 5, 2018 at 6:21 am by Atif Munawar in Lists

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Do you feel hopeless and need help? Contact suicide hotline if you need someone to talk to. If you have friend in need of help, ask your friend to contact the hotline too.

Do you feel hopeless and need help? Contact sucide hotline if you need someone to talk to. If you have friend in need of help, ask your friend to contact the hotline too.

United States: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255). Para español, llame al 1-888-628-9454.

Canada: Locate a crisis centre by clicking here.

India: Call AASRA’s helpline at +91-22-27546669 or +91-22-27546667. You can also e-mail aasrahelpline@yahoo.com

United Kingdom: +44 1603 611311

France: +33 01 46 21 46 46

Australia: 13 11 14

Moving on, suicide has become extremely common these days. Japan is one of the top countries in the world where suicide is extremely common. You might also be interested in our list of 10 countries with the highest suicide rates. Surprisingly, a lot of teenagers have been reported in the suicidal cases (see the list of 10 countries with the highest youth suicide rates in the world).

Of course, there is no way I know your circumstances but know that most problems are temporary. More than nine out of 10 people who attempt to kill themselves but survive don’t attempt to kill themselves at a later date. Let me share some suicide statistics before listing the easiest and painless suicide methods picked. Most people think Japan is one of the top countries in the world where suicide is extremely common. Actually there are 24 other countries that have higher suicide rates in the world than Japan. You might also be interested in our list of 30 countries with the highest suicide rates. Surprisingly, a lot of teenagers have been reported in the suicidal cases. Suicide is second leading cause of death among the 15-29 age group in the world (see the list of 10 countries with the highest youth suicide rates in the world).

If you want to find out why people decide to kill themselves painlessly or not, you can check out our article about the biggest causes of suicide in America. Most people usually don’t even think about the causes of suicide until someone they know commits suicide. Suicide attempt is more common among women and one of the main reasons behind suicide is depression. At some point in their lives nearly 7% of women attempt to kill themselves using relatively painless ways like pills whereas about 4% of men attempt to kill themselves. Surprisingly suicide rate among males is around 3 times higher than among females. You can check out WHO suicide and depression statistics on our site as well. There is also a geographic component to suicide. You can check out the lists of 10 US states with the highest suicide rates and 10 US states with the lowest suicide rates on our site. Which of these two states, Alaska and Hawaii, do you think has a higher suicide rate?

According to many people, suicide is an individual right even though suicide is illegal in these countries. Whether or not people agree with it is a totally different debate but the amount of pain they feel while they die is an important matter. Before we start sharing our list of the 10 Easiest Painless Ways of Killing Yourselves Quickest, you should know that there are 10 countries where euthanasia and assisted suicide are legal. You might be able to get some help if you live in one of these 10 countries. Here is our list:

10. Wrist Cutting

Some suicidal people who have seen a lot of movies attempt to take their lives by cutting their wrists. If you are looking for a quick, painless way to die, this isn’t a good option at all. The success rate of suicide by wrist cutting is less than 2%, it is quite painful, and you will have limited use of your hands after your failed attempt. Wrist cutting doesn’t really belong in this list. Please read on to find out a method that is successful more than 99% of the time.

9. Jumping Off A Bridge

Some people believe that jumping off a bridge, like the Golden Gate bridge, is a somewhat exciting and painful way to die. Well, that’s probably true most of the time. However, according to an FAA study, 0.7% of bridge jumpers survive the extreme water impact. Your clothes may act like a parachute, slowing down your speed and you may end up with broken ribs, damaged organs and fracture your vertebrae.

On average only 34.5% of jumpers end up dead. This means there is a 65% chance that you will suffer at the very least months of pain if you choose this method to die. We don’t think this is a good way to die if your main concern is not feel any pain. There is a better option on the next page.

8. Jumping From A Building

Jumping from a tall building is a deadlier choice than jumping off a bridge assuming that you can find a tall enough building (you need to find at least a 130 feet tall bridge to kill yourself, yet jumping from a 50 feet tall building will produce a higher death rate). This isn’t a fool proof way to die either. If you are slowed down by a tree or an awning, or fall in a dumpster, bushes and land on your feet, there is a small chance that you will get hurt badly but survive the impact. One way to alleviate this problem is to find a skyscraper but those really aren’t available outside of big cities like New York or Chicago. That’s why we placed “jumping from a building” at the 9th spot in our 10 easiest painless ways of killing yourself quickest list.

The next item in our list is also asserted by several people to be painless, but we strongly disagree.

7. Drowning

Drowning is also considered one of the top ways to die quickly. It does not take too long for a person to get suffocated under water. It can take a few seconds or minutes to lose consciousness before the water fills the lungs completely. Most of the people have committed a suicide simply by throwing themselves off the bridge into a deep river or sea. Most people who almost drowned accidentally state that they experienced an initial panic but calmed down as their lungs were filling up. Our list offers easier painless ways to die where one doesn’t feel any terror/panic moments before death. Read on to find out the easiest ways to die.

6. Carbon Monoxide Inhalation

Carbon monoxide is one of the most highly toxic gasses, which can cause some serious health problems or even death pretty easily. It is dangerous because it does not have any odor, taste, or color and it is not even noticeable during the initial stage, which is why a person moves closer to death and does not even realize it. When carbon monoxide enters the body it mixes with hemoglobin, which eventually forms carboxyhemoglobin. When it is formed it stops the oxygen and hemoglobin from binding with each other resulting in hypoxia. This brings down the capacity of blood to carry oxygen a great deal.

5. Sleeping Pills

Taking sleeping pills or poison is one of the common ways of committing suicide. It is considered to be one of the easiest and quickest ways to die. Some of most common poisons include drug overdose, pesticides and hydrogen cyanide.

Poison is pretty famous for killing people in a very short span of time. Sleeping pills are also easily available in the market to help the elderly sleep well but its overdose can easily kill anyone.

4. Anesthesia

Anesthesia is usually used on people who are about to get operated. It doesn’t let patients feel any sort of pain, as the brain is not able to receive the signals through the blood. When in anesthesia you completely lose the sense of feeling and you can simply not feel the pain, so killing yourself without pain becomes pretty easy. Anesthesia has become an extremely popular way of killing, which is why it stands at number four in our list of 10 Easiest Painless Ways of Killing Yourselves Quickest.

3. Lethal injection

Introduced in 1970’s in Oklahoma, the method is approved by the Government of United States for being painless. The process is divided into three stages. A person is supposed to get injected with anesthesia to eliminate any sort of pain. Then the person is injected with pancuronium, which is also known as a paralytic agent. Injecting the paralytic agent stops a person breathing and he finally gets a shot of potassium chloride, which stops the heartbeat right away and causes instant death. This is undoubtedly one of the painless and quickest ways of killing oneself.

2. Hanging

Hanging is a way that is used by many countries around the world to kill those who are given a death penalty. It is considered one of the quickest and easiest ways to kill someone. It is an extremely common way of suicide. When the person is choked it only takes about 5 to 10 seconds for them to lose consciousness before they die.

1. Shooting in the Head or Heart

Although it may seem very painful, but shooting right at the heart or in the head may cause an instant death and the person might not even feel the pain, even if he or she does it may last only for a few seconds. It is simply because brain controls all the functions in the body and when somebody is shot in the head, it suddenly stop functioning resulting in a painless and a sudden death. Getting shot in the heart causes it to stop functioning right away, which also results in an instant death. It is therefore at the top on the list of 10 Easiest Painless Ways of Killing Yourselves Quickest..

Please also see our latest article about magic mushrooms used in treatment of depression.

Update: This article was originally published in July 2015 and updated on October 24th, 2018.

How to kill yourself without pain

How to kill yourself – how to commit suicide without any pain.

How to kill yourself and commit suicide? You have every right to control your life. Any right is the right of a strong person because weak people have no rights.

An established social prejudice dictates rules to you, trying to deny you freedom of choice. They frighten you with punishment even for the willful termination of life, frighten you with hell and eternal torment. A typical trick of kings and rulers, who are not profitable for their slaves to leave them irrevocably.

You can find many ideas on the Internet about how to end your life. Most of them are excruciating, painful, or unreliable. Some of them are published in the “free methods” section of our website.

Our illegal service makes its business on the provision of paid, but exclusive and reliable goods and services for self-destruction.
We are a special branch of a well-known international mafia, which has enough interesting opportunities to exercise your right to commit suicide.
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We are an impartial service that does business at your death. You are interested in your death, we are interested in money. If you do not have money, then there is no point in writing to us, be content with free methods.

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There are more expensive items, but we do not offer them as it is unlikely that anyone would want to buy them for the sake of one headshot.
This type of goods for suicide is suitable for those who want to die brutally, and perhaps first take revenge on someone or for the pain, harm, fatal offense caused to him.
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Suicide Item # 2
Potassium cyanide. The cheapest item of all.
For industrial purposes, the owners of factories and plants can easily buy it, however, it is sold in tons and is not available to ordinary people. It is simply impossible to legally buy 1 gram of cyanide.

It belongs to the category of tissue respiration blockers, has a 6th hazard class and is included in the list of especially dangerous toxic substances.
Potassium cyanide is one of the most potent and fastest-acting organic poisons.
It will be a quick, easy death.

A favorite suicide, cyanide has been sought after by spies and scouts at all times to die quickly before being captured and tortured.
It is important to know that cyanide poisoning will be determined by a medical expert and you will be considered suicidal.

This poison is not suitable for those who want to hide the fact of suicide, for example, to obtain an insurance amount for their relatives. For these purposes, we have special poisons and services.

Potassium cyanide has disadvantages. He kills fast, too fast. You will not feel physical pain from cyanide, but you will die with a sense of real time, with the awareness of what is happening, and there is a high probability of a shock state of mind.

To make you understand what we are talking about, we will give a figurative example. Imagine that your life is a wound into which a serrated knife is stuck.
The knife must be removed to heal the wound.
In terms of mental shock, taking cyanide would be the same as yanking a serrated knife out of a wound.
This is the opinion of scientific researchers and it is not an axiom.

For more gentle suicide products, see below.

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“Gentle poison”. The composition is not announced. It is a two-component complex. The first component is taken orally and is a super powerful dose of a non-lethal prescription antidepressant, it has already been modified as it additionally contains DHB (DIHYDROXYBERGAMOTTIN). DHB dramatically increases the absorption of any medicine taken by mouth. Thus, this combination in 10 minutes will send you to the deep eternal serenity in which there is only you and eternal peace. However, this is not fatal. This is only the first stage.

After taking this first component, you have no more than 10 minutes to drip a few drops of the second dru8 into your eyes. The first dru8 provides sensation, the second dru8 provides soft death. We do not reveal the secret of the second dru8, as it is not something you can buy at the pharmacy. It is a synthetic poison that enters the brain as quickly as possible if it is dripped into the eyes as eye drops. You can, however, drip into the nose, but objectively it is better to drip it into the eyes.

This dru8 is not painful, oily and will not cause a burning or tingling sensation.
Death from this complex is a blessed oblivion. While you smoothly go into velvet oblivion from the effect of the first dru8, the second dru8 smoothly but uncompromisingly turns off your central nervous system.

Most likely, you realize that you left this life much later than your body dies. The transition will be soft, but unfortunately we cannot say what awaits you next, because “eternal oblivion and peace” is due to the action of dru8s, this does not mean that you will remain in this state forever in the literal sense of the word. We are talking only about a pleasant transition without mortal shock and without phantom agony, apathy or fear that a dead brain can reproduce for another 10-15 minutes after death.

In fact, we guarantee that your brain will not be able to comprehend death and will not be able to generate posthumous 10-15 minutes of short films about the life lived and the torment of those who were in this life.
The price of this suicide masterpiece is $ 5700 USD

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An ideal chemical solution for those who want to at least posthumously experience maximum pleasure and pleasure. Your life was probably shit and you decided to leave. But you are tormented by the annoyance that this life was dull, smooth and devoid of any pleasure? You have the right to receive a deadly effect commensurate with thousands of orgasms merged together, unreasonable pure euphoria that burns your mind and brain to ashes.

100% Lethal synthetic dru8 was experimentally developed for the corresponding illegal market, but was rejected because … Because it is 100% lethal and its incredible orgasmic-euphoric power is completely depreciated by a guaranteed lethal outcome.

This masterpiece, like many other experimental dru8s, was not developed at all for you, but for mass sales to those who love highs. We think you understand what market this product was originally intended for. Of course, we quickly figured out who might be interested in this product.

Since you need death, this means that he has no shortcomings for you! There are only a couple of minor side effects. Before death, the dru8 takes effect 5 minutes +/- after taking (since it is enhanced with DHB) and orgasmic euphoria will drive you crazy for several hours until you fall into a coma and die from a cerebral hemorrhage, which hardly feel it because your consciousness will be in a hurricane of sensations and you will not be able to understand, realize and perceive anything except them.

You will urinate and shit right under you, cry, salivate and tremble in a continuous orgasmic convulsion. Therefore, your corpse will be found not very clean. However, preliminary bowel movements and an enema are highly recommended.

If all this does not bother you, then the dru8 will compensate you for all those years of an insignificant life by giving in the end something you did not know before.
Perhaps you think that you can get by with some other dru8s that can be bought much cheaper and that everyone knows about.

Suicide Item # 5
Toxins for special purposes. 1-Toxin causing Insult and 2-toxin causing Infarct. These are unique toxins whose mechanism of action cannot be determined by a medical expert. Even a paid independent examination. The mechanism of action, the fact of deliberate poisoning and the remains of the toxin do not reveal themselves in any way. Death looks natural, will be pronounced death due to heart attack / stroke. The choice is yours.

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We cannot say that we have the opportunity to provide our services on the territory of any country, nevertheless the list of countries is quite high. As for the countries in which we do not have personal or partner branches of the mafia, then you can discuss this with us individually. It is hypothetically possible for a specialist to leave.

In a country where we do not have our own people, it is likely that our partners from other local criminal communities will be found who, for a share, will undertake to perform some of these services.

We can definitely say that our services are relevant for:
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Australia
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Germany
France
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Now let’s list the standard list of our services:

Murder to obtain insurance coverage.
The meaning of the service is quite clear. You may want to use this service for some other reason, but in our offline experience, such methods are often demanded by those who have previously insured their lives for a large amount and suddenly found themselves in a situation where their family urgently needs a lot of money. In this case, many are willing to sacrifice themselves for these insurance benefits. It will not be possible to deceive the insurance company with suicide. Only murder or accident can work here.
This service is expensive and we offer two options.

A simple street murder with a pistol will look like a surprise attack with the aim of robbery. It was robbery. Insurance company employees should not have reason to believe that the murder had other purposes and may have been deliberately planned. Therefore, the scene of action will be agreed in advance with our client, it must be in the field of view of street surveillance video, where the fact of murder and robbery will be recorded in detail.

Accident.
A more expensive method that involves an accident on your territory. For example, there are specialists who have experience in simulating situations of falling from a staircase right at home and folding a neck.

It will look like this to you. After payment and approval of the work, a specialist will come to visit you secretly from eyewitnesses. This person will select a suitable place in your house (or other object), then they will gently and professionally roll your neck. It will be a quick and painful death. After that, your body, taking into account all the details of the terrain, will be placed in a plausible position relative to the trajectory of the fall.

This will create a consistent picture of the incident for examination. All traces of a third party presence and participation of an unknown third party will be eliminated. Whoever finds you will call the police, the place will be examined, all details are documented.

Insurance agents usually tend to arrive as soon as they find out about the incident in order to have time to inspect the scene. We will not leave the slightest chance for premeditated suicide. This is a premium service that will be handled by a trained person. All of this is part of the daily practice of the mafia and is a popular method in our communities.

The method is variable and not the only one, but it is the most reliable and time-tested.

This concludes the list of our streaming standard services.
We can consider special requests from any gourmet who wants to die as a victim of Hannibal Lector or in some other interesting way.

But you must know, remember and not forget the main thing. We do business and only business. We are absolutely not interested in your perverted fantasies, life problems and reasons for passing away.

If you write to us impudently begging to provide you services for free or to give you goods, then you will be immediately blocked. Our goal is to sell you your death, not to act as a freebie crime.

We are not your friends.
We are not a psychological help hotline for you.
We are not going to entertain you by talking about your fantasies while you masturbate in front of your computer screen while reading these correspondence.

We receive a huge amount of spam from perverts and psychos, so a non-business conversation will end very quickly.

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1) We only accept payments with cryptocurrency.
2) Payment of 100% occurs before, not after. There are no other options that are acceptable to us. No payment on the spot from hand to hand.
3) You become our full client ONLY after payment. Until then, you are just an interested person who either wants a freebie or writes for the purpose of perverted fantasies, masturbating to the very fact of correspondence.
4) Delivery of goods worldwide is carried out by transport companies such as DHL. Our senders are not connected with us in any way, we hire them anonymously on the Internet. The detention of the sender does not make sense for the police, since he picks up our goods in the cache and then sends them with his passport.
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We have people in all major countries, our system of organization is extensive and many people participate in it. Therefore, goods are shipped worldwide without restrictions, and our people are ready to travel to other countries or cities for special orders. This is being discussed. But only after payment, we do not have time to entertain people who just want to talk about orders, but in the end do not order anything.

To deal. Dozens of people write to us every day. 99% of the email and messenger messages that we receive are spam from people who are not even able to read our terms and conditions and the list of services. We are forced to ignore this spam. It makes no sense to waste time on correspondence with people who do not want to order anything or do not agree with our terms.

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Even if you send us data about the victim after payment and never write anything again, we will complete the order exactly according to the instructions from the task paid for by the price tag. The list of services is below.

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How to kill yourself Google stories :

How to kill yourself I had a wonderful neighbor – Uncle Kolya. He was in his early sixties when he stepped out the window on the ninth floor. I was then about 14 years old, my friend and I were sitting on the balcony and saw this death from start to finish: first the clinking of glass, then a man’s jerk forward, slippers flying after him, falling off his feet, sparks of fragments in the yellow evening sun; some man who was walking across the courtyard and froze in a half-step, and the sound of a blow that blocked all the noises of the avenue. I will never forget this sound – absolutely deaf and emotionless sound of death. Once – that’s all.

How to kill yourself Uncle Kolya did not scream and quickly died on the asphalt, wet after the summer rain. Then there were the voices of the neighbors, the shout of my girlfriend, someone loudly said that we should go to Lyuba …

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He lived on the third floor, and while his wife – the love of his life – was preparing dinner for them, he went out to smoke. He told her: “Lyuba, I will smoke quickly” … He went up to the ninth floor in the elevator and just jumped out the window. Literally jumped out – he didn’t even bother to open it. Therefore, his last moments of life passed to the accompaniment of breaking glass. He had stomach cancer in the last degree, and Uncle Kolya could no longer live with this pain.

How to kill yourself His act was not judged in the courtyard. While the ambulance doctors and police officers examined the body, the courtyard was silent. We, too, then went downstairs and silently looked at the already dead Uncle Kolya, whom the whole courtyard loved: for his easy character, for his sincere smile, for candy in his pocket, for everything …

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And now he was lying in an unnatural pose in a white T-shirt on the almost black asphalt, his face that was alive did not express anything, his eyes were open, the blue tights were turning red from blood oozing from open fractures. There was a lot of blood, so it seemed to me then. And the slippers were lying to the side, almost at the very flower bed.

How to kill yourself Suicides – who are they?
So, today we are talking about suicides and all those who try to become them. We have already written that, on average, 2-3 people are admitted to a psychiatric hospital per day, whom doctors call parasuicides, that is, people who tried but could not, or were stopped, or simply saved.

How to commit suicide In the winter, Igor Viktorovich, deputy chief physician for psychiatry at the Vitebsk Regional Clinical Center for Psychiatry and Narcology, promised me that we would definitely write about suicide and its intricacies. He even brought two patients from closed wards: a 25-year-old boy Roma and a 15-year-old Katya (the girl’s name has been changed) – they both pull their sleeves up to the stop and react to the word “death” especially subtly.

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How to kill yourself Roma was in a psychiatric hospital for the second time with the same “diagnosis” – an attempted suicide. The guy is very taciturn, squeezed to a certain extent, makes contact with difficulty, answers questions in painfully monosyllables. But we will still show a video interview with him, well, just so that everyone has the opportunity to hear the voice of a person who just a couple of weeks ago tried to say goodbye to life.

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How to commit suicide I cannot say that Roman’s revelation made any unexpected impression on me personally. Igor Viktorovich, who was standing next to me behind the camera, also listened to the guy rather skeptically. Roma’s reason for dying is alcohol. They can help him solve this problem, but no one but Roma can completely remove it.

Best way to kill yourself and commit suicide “For him, this is already becoming a norm of behavior – many who have tried once – are likely to do it again and again until they stop themselves, or death stops them,” the doctor concluded.
– That is, as a kind of dru8?
“Perhaps … There is something that makes them do it over and over again.
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Suicide medicine
As it turned out from a conversation with Igor Viktorovich, suicide is a private phenomenon, but it has some regularity in society.

How to commit suicide best way to kill yourself The number of suicides significantly decreases during periods of war and increases during periods of rapid socio-economic changes, shocks, and crises. Seasonal peaks of suicide occur in late spring and early summer, as well as autumn; in men, only the first of these peaks is more often found.

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The risk of suicide changes with age – it is minimal up to 10-13 years, then it grows, reaching a peak in women at the end of the fifth decade, and in men at the end of the sixth decade of life. The older the age, the higher the degree of “success” of suicide.

The incidence of suicide is much higher among divorced people who have lost their spouses, do not have children, live separately, as well as among people without a support system and social connections.

Men commit suicide three times more often than women, but the number of suicide attempts among women is three times more. For every completed suicide, there are ten suicide attempts.

There are several factors that influence suicide: psychological (including feelings of hopelessness, inability to find a way out of the current situation, acute anxiety, self-loathing), social (lack of support, loss of work, loss of social status, bereavement), psychiatric and medical factors ( on the basis of a depressive disorder, for example, as well as somatic diseases).

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How to Kill Yourself

in four easy steps!

So you want to kill yourself? Is that why you’re here? OK, well, I’m sorry you feel that way, I know it can all feel horribly, tremendously wrong. I’ve been there. I’ve stared at sharp objects behind fences and wondered what would happen if I were to jump on them and end it all. For about an hour or so at a time. Fun stuff!

Was I the only one who felt this way? The only one who would have such feelings? What can I say, I was a teenager and I thought I was unique. What I was was stuck in a depression that was eating me alive even as I found it to be so comfy in its absoluteness. Lucky for me it was a phase that I was able to put behind myself with a conscious effort.

My friend Paul wasn’t so lucky. He fought his depression several times over a couple decades. After a long battle he chose to fight alone, he took his own life. He wasn’t the easiest guy to know, but at his best he could make me laugh and think about all sorts of new ideas for hours on end. I still miss Paul even though it’s been over 10 years since we last hung out. This is for him.

Don’t Talk About It

Certainly the thing that Paul was really good at was shutting people out when times got rough. It was an uncanny ability if you could try to classify it as some sort of a skill.

“So how are you feeling tonight?”
“…”
“Paul?”
“…yeah?”
“You been taking anything?”
“…”
“Goddammit. Can you get up to to open the door when I get there?”
“I…”
“Good”

These were the bad times. The times when Paul would just turn off to the outside world. Sometimes there was a slight gap you could coax into a minor opening, but usually it would clamp shut right in front of you. I’d swing by his apartment and he’d let me in, or maybe a roommate did, and then I’d talk next to him for an hour or so.

The responses were grunts or the occasional word. One time after a session of looking through his DVDs and pretending to talk about movies he said, “I’m not going to get up for a while.”
“A while? An hour or so?”
“Long enough.”

And I’d try telling jokes or talking about things I liked or even bouncing popcorn off his forehead one time, but nothing worked. When Paul got better he would refuse to talk about his mute sessions. He said he could handle it, he had his own way. I let it go even though I doubted his way was working all that well. He was surrounded by piles of stuff everywhere I could see.

This all happened in San Francisco in the 90s and the young and the brilliant people like Paul were concerned about getting more hours in the day to work on their dotcoms and go to more parties. The clever solution many found was crystal meth.

Many of my friends tried meth just for a brief bit until they realized that they didn’t really need to clean their rooms at 4 am or stay up for 3 days straight and just who were these people who were crashing on their couch? They smelled like garbage.

Paul never did smell like garbage, but his friends who were addicted sure did. They also had very gray complexions and the creepiest glares I’ve ever seen. As a bonus, they always seemed to have a scheme of some sort: identities to hijack and stolen credit cards to max out. More on that later.

One thing they all said about Paul though was that he was the Good One. That meant Paul paid for his drugs with his own money that he had earned by coding for hours at a time as high as he could be. He never resorted to stealing. Basically winning by default.

Since none of this was what was even on my radar as being something I would consider fun we weren’t the best of friends at this time. I’d just drop in for the occasional visit every few months and never give my real name to his friends. Once in a while the Old Paul was still there, but it was fainter, an echo.

Keep Hitting Bottom

I followed the advice of others and kept my distance, watching Paul hit bottom after bottom from afar. Maybe I should’ve been more proactive, but I was more interested in living life and enjoying the days as they went by than hang out in the darkness. One thing I learned from all of it is that as long as you’re living you can keep finding another bottom.

Paul hit bottom when he lost his job. Paul hit bottom when his friends stole all his stuff. Paul hit bottom when he got his stuff back, but blew most of his money on meth while celebrating. Paul hit bottom when his friends stole his parents’ identities and racked up massive debt in their names. Paul hit bottom when he started injecting. Paul hit bottom when he started sharing needles with people who were HIV positive.

That last one did it. He stopped hitting the snooze button and quietly asked everyone to leave. To their credit, they did. It surprised me that they were glad to see him try and clean up. They had no plans of fixing their own lives, but they still supported his decision. And Paul caught one bit of luck in not getting HIV himself.

So I got my last call from Paul asking me for help getting out of town. I came as soon as I could and helped pack up the things he cared about into a duffel bag. The rest had already been scavenged by his friends.

I dropped him off at a rehab house in San Rafael where one of his old friends was living. I didn’t even recognize the guy, he was one of the worst of Paul’s friends from before, but now he was alive and vibrant and so excited to be in the world. He had grown into a surfer dude with a surfer girlfriend and I couldn’t resist giving him a huge hug to congratulate him. He had a great raucous laugh and assured me that Paul could do it too.

It gave me hope. This could be the future for Paul. There was no way he’d ever be a surfer, but he could be Paul again. To be able to talk in complete paragraphs again and have our ideas ricocheting off of each other would be sweet.

But no. In reality I’d never see him again and he’d kill himself a couple years later. All of my emails to him left unanswered.

Paul has a unique last name. Not “unique” as in unusual or slightly odd that many people use it for, but as in singular. It was a hyphenate of two names I’d never heard of before, each from a different country. So a few years later when I searched for his name I find an online memorial right in the top 10 results. His parents had put it up after he’d killed himself. I wish I could say I was surprised or shocked, but no. It was the ending I was half waiting for.

I reached out to his parents and got a response from his mom. She knew exactly who I was and was surprised Paul hadn’t kept in touch. She also filled me in on what had happened since I last saw him.

Paul didn’t stay at the rehab house long. He went back to the Midwest after a week, using the TV money for bus fare. He also never did any drugs ever again. He was on the up and up.

After a period of silence, Paul did start to talk again. He started talking quite a bit. He engaged with the world and found a girlfriend. He even joined a theater group and was a big part of technical assistance for productions. He was doing great. Finally back to the Old Paul and kicking ass.

But he never talked about his problems. It was all over for him. Done. Why are you talking about that? Why do you want to bring that back up again? Life is good now.

Until something happened. I don’t know what it was except that it was sudden. Something threw Paul off the rails and, soon after that, no more Paul. His story ended. It could’ve had a few more chapters.

Paul is gone, but we’re all still here. Life can suck. Life can suck for long stretches of time. But there are also so many things about life that are just jaw-droppingly amazing as well.

Standing behind that fence and staring at the pointy bits of metal I had some romantic notion of a funeral. Oh, all the woe, just for me! Like I said, I was a teenager. But then something else popped up. I wouldn’t see any of it. Maybe I’m just not seeing the good stuff. There needs to be some cool stuff I just don’t know about yet. So I started asking people about it. What made them excited?

I got one answer from a drunken guy at a party: a spud gun. He described how to make a potato launcher out of PVC pipe. He went on about all the details and how fun it was to use science to blast spuds into the sky. A couple days later I found myself in Home Depot getting all the pieces. FYI, Home Depot people get really excited about helping you if they think you’re making a bong. Best customer service ever.

My friend Matt and I assembled the spud gun in his backyard and tried to fire it. Since we had no clue what we were doing, not much happened. A faint whoof sometimes, but that was it. We were robbed. The idea was just a drunken rambling of an idiot and BANG. Holy crap! We just took out your neighbor’s tree branch! Put it away NOW NOW NOW!

We couldn’t stop laughing for the rest of the day. We had made a booming cannon out of some plastic pipe meant for plumbing. We were gods! Gods of launching stuff! Gods that needed to make sure to launch stuff in a generally safe direction and not point cannons at neighbors’ houses!

It was exactly what I needed at the time. An explosive reminder that there is so much out there to explore. There is so much potential and this was before the internet was what it is today. Now there is so much you can dig into. I’ve been lucky to have had many more beautiful moments and met so many wonderful people and now have a family of my own. All something my teenage self could have never imagined.

This was something that I’d hoped to pass on to Paul during our many conversations, but the message was wrong or the timing was off. I have no idea. Sure, I knew Paul was going through his own pain and just saying “look at the good stuff” would never change a thing, but I was hoping that by just being there I could show there was a possibility of something different. If he ever made the choice to climb out I could help out somehow and we could enjoy one nice day together.

I never got the chance, I can only say I tried.

Best Ways to Kill Yourself

The topic of mental health has been a source of many debates both online and offline because of the rise in suicide cases. Most governments are allocating millions in resources to curb this trend. But this has not stopped the rise in the number of suicides.

For people are tired with life and want to end their lives, this article discusses the best ways to kill yourself. We are an online global store that specializes in supplying euthanasia drugs. We understand about suicide and our aim is to help people have a peaceful and painless death.

Below are some of the best ways to kill yourself

Slitting wrists

Slitting of wrists is a very popular way that people use to end their lives. It is worth noting that statistics are not always in favor of this technique.

Most individuals tend to lock themselves in the bathroom, get into the bathtub and slit their wrists. They then bleed to death. To increase the success rate of this method, you need to use a very sharp object like a razor or knife. Note that the method can be extremely painful.

You also need to be strong mentally and ready to endure pain. The moment between the time you cut your first wrist and the time you cut your second is not always easy.

Headshot using a firearm

Shooting yourself in the head with a firearm is a very popular way of suicide. The method has proved to be very effective if the user is precise. When pulling the trigger, ensure that the bullet doesn’t miss your brains. To guarantee this, most people will put the firearm in the mouth and pull the trigger.

Note that death by a firearm doesn’t guarantee 100% results. Studies show that 5% of individuals have survived. Injuries from a gunshot are mostly permanent.

Drug overdose

When you overdose on drugs, your vital organs collapse and you die. Sleeping pills are the most popular drugs that people use for suicide. They take multiple pills with alcohol to make them more lethal.

The possibility of surviving after using this method is always high. One of the reasons is pharmaceuticals no longer make pills strong enough to kill. Also, your body can subconsciously vomit the drugs after you’ve swallowed them.

Hanging

People have been using this suicide method for centuries. Governments have also executed hundred thousands of people through hanging. The method is not 100% painless and the victim doesn’t die instantly.

When hanging yourself ensure that you’ve considered your weight and height. Use a strong rope that will not break. A rope breaking means that you will break your bones and spine which can be very painful.

Throwing yourself in front of a moving lorry or train

The method is very popular especially among people who live in urban areas. According to studies, this method can be very risky. You need to do your calculations well to avoid tripping before you jump. Always ensure the train hits you on your head.

Carbon monoxide

Carbon monoxide is a very lethal gas. Breathing in the gas in high amounts guarantees death. The gas cuts oxygen supply in the body. People need to ensure that they breathe in sufficient amount of the gas to guarantee results. Statistics show that most people who use this method die painlessly in their sleep.

Electrocution

The whole idea behind killing yourself is stopping the heart from functioning. Electrocution is a perfect way to do this. You just need to ensure that the currents are high and death will be a guarantee. If low currents are used, the victim can expect a lot of pain.

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Best ways to Kill yourself

W ays to kill yourself

8. Boil several gallons of water on the stove and «accidentally» spill it all on yourself.

9. Bash your head in with a hammer.
10. Get an axe from the woodpile & split yourself in half.

11. Use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall apart.
12. Tease the elevator by not letting it close until it buzzes loudly. Stand in the door’s way and let it close.
13. Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in your eyes, hard and deep.
14. Shove a Chef’s knife up your butt.
15. Kill someone else and plead for death by lethal injection.
16. Break a bottle of wine on a table and shove it in your stomach.
17. Have your best friend run you over with a steamroller.
18. Turn on the iron until water dances on surface. Put it on several places on your body, keeping it in each place for at least 45 seconds.
19. Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale yourself on a lamppost.
20. Drive a wooden stake in your heart.
21. Induce vomiting until you black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months, in which time your family will certainly decide to pull the plug.
22. Put your pinky, as well as any other digits that will fit, into an electrical socket.
23. Purposely catch your clothing in the escalator at a local mall and fight off anyone who tries to help. Enjoy the ride!
24. Unbend a coat hanger and slowly & carefully shove it up your nose.