How to eat ass
How to eat ass
How to Eat Ass: A Beginner’s Guide to Booty Licking
El Duderino
Whether you call it rimming, tossing salad, or the medically proper term analingus, knowing how to eat ass like a pro can give you some crucial bonus points in the bedroom. So why is eating ass all the rage these days? And more importantly, how can you rim jobs enjoyable for yourself and/or your partner?
Let’s get to the bottom of this. Pun totally intended.
The Normalization of Eating Ass
Perhaps eating ass is so appealing (at least to some people) because it was once taboo. Just like telling kids not to eat cookies before dinner makes them crave cookies, telling adults eating ass is shameful makes them crave the booty.
On a more practical level, rim jobs feel amazing for the recipient, so it makes sense that selfless partners are happy to do the deed. That’s because the anal area has countless sensitive nerve endings that can be stimulated with your tongue.
Enough theorizing, let’s get you and your partner prepped to feast on each other’s backsides.
How to Prepare for a Rim Job
It’s essential for whoever’s on the receiving end of anilingus to have a pristine undercarriage before their partner chows down. That starts with thoroughly washing the butt crack, perineum (the space between the rectum and genitals) and of course the butthole itself.
Ideally, you and your partner should shower before engaging in ass eating, especially if you’ve had a bowel movement recently. If they don’t have time to bathe, the least you can do is offer a flushable wet wipe to remove any trace amounts of poop and booty sweat.
A clean butthole will help your partner feel less self-conscious, especially if it’s their first time. But anal hygiene also prevents the transferring of salmonella, E. coli, and other harmful bacteria. If you want to play it super safe, use a dental dam which protects against herpes, Hepatitis A, syphilis, and other STIs.
When you eat ass, your primary focus will be the surface area of the anus and the surrounding area—you’re not digging for gold with your tongue. Accordingly, there’s no need for your partner to do an enema or a full douche. Nevertheless, if you’re nervous how your partner’s booty will taste, get some flavored lube for the occasion.
Depending on your preferences, you might also ask your partner to trim, shave, or wax the hair around their butthole. If you’re a dude on the receiving end, don’t ask your partner to eat your ass until you’ve read our comprehensive guide to manscaping.
How to Eat Ass
If you’ve never eaten your partner’s asshole before, the first thing you need to do is get explicit permission to do so. This is sensitive territory, so don’t sneak up (or down, rather) on your their b-hole. It might feel awkward to ask, but it’s common courtesy.
If you get the green light, follow these tips for a one-way ticket to pleasure town.
The Best Positions for Eating Ass
Both of you need to be comfortable for this experience to flow seamlessly. Here are four dependable ass-eating positions.
Doggy Style: If you want an unobstructed view of the goods, you won’t beat doggy style. Your partner’s face is down, but your face is between their cheeks.
Face sitting: As the name implies, your partner straddles your face to align their butt with your mouth. They can also do a reverse face-sit, where the receiver is facing away from you. Either way, propping your head up with a pillow will make this easier.
69: This is where your partner performs oral on you while you eat their booty—a mutually beneficial position, indeed.
Ass Eating Tips
Once you’re both comfortable, it’s time to put that tongue to use.
Start Slow: There’s no need to get aggressive right off the bat—you’re not Joey Chestnut. Warm up by moving your tongue in a slow, circular motion around the anus, like you’re licking an ice cream cone.
Use the Whole Surface of Your Tongue: Rather than jabbing around with your tongue, relax and flatten it. The larger the surface area, the more wetness and pressure you give with every lick.
Switch Up Your Speed and Direction: Avariety of tongue speeds and motions makes for a great rimjob. Try circles, figure-eights, or writing the alphabet with your tongue, alternating the speed every minute or so.
Keep It Clean
Once the feast is over, make sure you rinse with mouthwash to kill any germs and freshen your breath. As you look at yourself in the mirror, do you feel naughty or do you have the confidence of a king? Perhaps both.
Eating Ass Subculture
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About
Origin
The exact origin of the phrase is unknown. On July 29th, 2006, an entry for «eat ass» was submitted to Urban Dictionary [1] (shown below).
Spread
On June 13th, 2011, YouTuber PrivateHH uploaded footage from a Kevin Hart stand-up comedy routine in which he discusses the practice (shown below).
On December 7th, 2014, YouTuber Filthy Frank uploaded a music video titled «I EAT ASS (FULL SONG)» (shown below, left). Over the next four years, the video received more than 3.5 million views and 6,200 comments. On April 21st, 2015, YouTuber VineArchive uploaded a comedy sketch in which a rapper is chastised for rhyming about «eating ass» (shown below, right).
On June 9th, 2017, Redditor PmButtPics4ADrawing posted a bad acronym using «eat ass» to /r/wholesomememes [2] (shown below, left). On August 16th, Twitter user @elijahdaniel tweeted a Playboy article with the joke «it’s 2017 grandpa we eat ass now» (shown below, right). Over the next seven months, the tweet received upwards of 450,700 likes and 140,600 retweets.
On October 16th, 2017, YouTuber Dom Mazzetti uploaded a comedy sketch titled «Dom Mazzetti vs. Eating Ass and Gun Control,» which garnered more than 717,000 views and 2,500 comments in six months (shown below).
On January 2nd, 2018, the blog Lifehacker [3] published an article titled «How to Eat Ass.» On January 10th, Redditor vault214 posted a picture from the film Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace titled «When you eat ass for the first time» to /r/PrequelMemes (shown below). Within one month, the post gained over 10,200 points (94% upvoted) and 150 comments.
Ass Eating Season
On October 6th, 2017, Barstool Sports tweeted a video of a man performing analingus at a concert, saying «NSFW: Folks, Concert Season Is Ass Eating Season.» [4] Throughout the rest of the month, the site promoted October as «ASSEATNSZN,» promoting fans who got in on the trend on their Instagram page (example shown below).
On October 18th, 2017, the term spiked in popularity following a viral tweet by @graceL721, who tweeted a screenshot of her mother thinking «Ass Eating Season» meant when roads are icy so you slip and fall. The tweet gained over 105,000 retweets and 416,000 likes (shown below). The tweet was covered by Mashable [5] and gained over 30,000 points on /r/WhitePeopleTwitter. [6]
On October 24th, 2017, [7] Ass Eating Season was defined on Urban Dictionary. Urban Daddy [8] covered the spread of Barstool Sports and «Ass Eating Season» in November of 2017.
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Thanks for being honest.
@Purple Guy Your comment is so funny.. well said!!
I LIKE IT DIRTY
SOMETIMES I LOOK IN MIRROR» DUDE U LOVE SCAT.IT HAPPENS
The fact that she’s breaking it down like there is legit actual steps to eating ass is just hilarious 😂😂😂
On God Lions dont practice the kill you just get r done haahah
I laughed so much watching this purely because she absolutely LOVES what she does.
Literally I am so happy that these videos exist! If this were around when I was in high school I’d have had SO MANY QUESTIONS ANSWERED that I had to find out through years of experience and trial and error. THANK YOU for what you are doing!
Thank you for courageously addressing one of the major problems facing mankind today!
The professionalism really adds to the humor.
Exactly! I played this just to make my bf angry, but the professionalism had me rolling in laughter
I was laughing the entire time
#1)Shower immediately after every poop.
(Get a bidet for use where a shower is nor available) Wash with soap, shave area, wash with soap again. Go one pinkie knuckle deep with soap.
thank you charlie for this never-ending rabbit-hole.
Leefy was here first.
When i have a bad day or feel depressed i come here to laugh my ass off!😥
I’m pissing my pants laughing she is so to the point lmfao
This is great! I’m pregnant and wanted to try new things and hubby suggested we try this so I wanted to see what I should expect 😂
So, did you like having your salad tossed? 😆
Did you like it?
I can agree with almost all you said, except the not penetrating the hole with the tongue. Playing with this to learn what works better for the one receiving can be mind blowing. Something for you to research and not miss out.
Wes has delivered us back to the promised land
@People Person Yeah, same here. That why I said she delivered us *back*
I was here before Wes she is a classic
I really looked this up for a joke but the professionalism just makes it funnier
I can really get behind this video!
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Bruh she’s awesome lol
thank you so much, this was very informative ♥️ my boyfriend and i will love taking your advice!! i’ll keep you guys posted! thanks!
@Madness wait why are you watching the vid? did you look it up?
@Cat I didn’t say he’s bad. I am simply disgusted.
@Madness ur just as bad as him
@Fattony6666 this is a public comment section he can say what he wants
please keep it for yourself
Thanks for this lecture. After this video finished I’ve felt my iq raise 100 points at once and now I can use telekinesis due to my infinite knowledge