How to get laid

How to get laid

This guide shows you some tips and tricks on how to get laid in Adorable Crush.

First of all: Don’t stress yourself!
Even if you’re interested in achievements, remember, there is not a single achievement that requires you to do something within a certain period of time.

The game starts pretty easy and gets more challenging as it progresses.

The ingame tutorial already does a great job showing new players the ropes, but there’s more you can do for a more efficient and easy start.

Right at the beginning of the game, you get a bit of dialogue. Your answers here are just for fun and make no real difference.
When Masami asks you where you want to start, the only change is that your first actual date is going to be with another girl.

Simply choose anything and let’s get the party started!

While some of those girls want to be scary, talking to them isn’t.

When you talk to the girls, remember that they need 2 energy for a date. Talking to them also uses their energy.

Talking also is an important source of Lovecens.

Lovecens is some kind of ingame currency you can use to upgrade your attributes.
You obtain lovecens by talking to girls and by giving gifts to them.
By talking you will be able to gather more and more information about the girls.
They will also ask you some questions about your attitude and sometimes they test if you are remembering information about them (like ‘when is my birthday’ etc.)
Giving the correct answers lets you acquire even more lovecens.

You can keep this quite comfortable by using Ashleaain’s Guide to look up what to answer.
Be careful: If you ask about things they have already told you, they will be annoyed and you won’t receive Lovecens.
This is where I recommend taking notes which girl was already asked about which details/preferences.

Like I have mentioned above: It’s no problem if you forget about their energy and only talk to them. Just relax, meet another girl and continue with her.

Watch out: Once you click the town button, the encounter has finished and you cannot go back to that girl for now. so make sure she’s tired and won’t talk to you anymore before you leave.

Give food to the girls. If you fill up their energy before a date, you can get up to 2 additional moves at the date.
Food they like is marked with a star whenever you go shopping while facing a girl.

Making them drunk makes the date easier. (Just as educational as we expect from a game like this.)
The more drunk the girls is before the date, the more joy tokens you have from the very start. At first you might think ‘isn’t that a waste of money?’, but actually this makes the date a lot easier once you have the right dating items.
You can read more about dating items further below.

If a girl refuses to take your drink, maybe you just need to get to know her better.
I have done more than one playthrough and it happened to me that Niko took a drink even before the first date while Masami once said no even after the 3th date.

Another example:
Although Hina accepted booze again and again, she refused to drink when I met her at night in the Church, although I already had 5 hearts with her.

Remember to focus on those tokens the girls prefer and try to avoid the least wanted tokens since those give you the least affection and therefore are mostly a waste of your move.
During a date, you can always hit the Profile button on the left side of the screen to see which traits the girls like and dislike.

When dating a girl for the first time, their most/least desired traits are hidden, but it is unlocked as soon as you have matched the according colors. The profile button also shows an exclamation mark once you can go there for new information.

The first few dates are rather easy but it becomes more challenging soon. I highly recommend saving your money for dating items.

The Shopping Mall not only gives you access to gifts, food and drinks but also to dating gifts.

You might have noticed the 6 empty fields on the bottom of the screen, just next to the girls stat overview.
By clicking on inventory and choosing the «dating gift» button, you can have a look at the dating gifts you already own and drag those you want to use to the fields on the bottom.

Those are the dating gifts I recommend you to look for:

I have created 2 builds: Joy build & Mixed build

It should be easier to start with the Joy Build because the Mixed Build will work better the higher your passion skill is.

I try to accumulate 3 joy as soon as possible to I can use the Sakura Shaped Hairpin. Before that I also want to avoid matching passion tokens because they will give me +1 joy for each match after I have used my first item.

Once I have used it, I can continue playing. Passion tokens now not only give me passion but also 1 joy for each match.
Now I have to collect at least 9 joy points so I can use Decorative Door Bell and Music Box right afterwards.

Thanks to the Decorative Door Bell I now have a nice amount of joy tokens on the screen.

The Music Box lets me match those joy tokens without wasting any move.

If you use this build and still struggle (eg. when doing the challenges), you can also try using the Heart-Shaped Chocolate Box as last item, avoid matching the least-preferred affection tokens and use the Heart-Shaped Chocolate Box to turn them into passion, time or joy. Best thing is if you use this right before you’re going to use the Hourglass. It might give you some additional turns.

With the mixed build you will trade your current passion level for affection. This means you want your maximum passion level to be as high as possible. Therefore this build works better the higher your passion skill is.
I wouldn’t use this build before you have a max passion level of 12.
Once you have reached this, just try which build you enjoy more.

Significant difference to my Joy Build: You can match time tokens whenever possible. No need to save them.

This time I gave her some drinks and fully filled her drinking bar before starting the date, so I have a headstart of 6 joy points. Now I can use the Sakura Shaped Hairpin immediately.

As you see, I have played a bit and I also had to match some passion tokens.
Pig Doll With Wings & Pink Magic Fruit together require 11 joy points. As shown on the picture, I was able to accumulate 16 joy points. 3 moves before the end, I used Pig Doll With Wings to change all broken heart tokens to passion tokens.

This has lead us to the wonderful situation of tons of passion tokens. The Pink Magic Fruit helps us collecting them all at once.

After that I have reached a passion level of 16, which was my current maximum level, I used the Heart Coin to exchange my passion level to affection points.

If the affection I have gained wouldn’t have been enough, I would still have had 2 options:
Use the Music Box or the Cat Face Coin

If the Cat Face Coin will give me enough affection to win, I’d straight use it.
If not, I’d try the Music Box and choose the token color that’s present the most, so I can make some more matches without losing a move.
After doing so, I can still use the Cat Face Coin.
Here, the Music Box would be used to choose the token with the most presence.

After all those talking, gifting and dating. what’s about actually getting laid.

It looks like a normal date, but is far easier:

That’s it.
Congratulations.
You just got virtually laid.

I hope my guide could help you.
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Easiest Way To Get Laid.

Being lazy won’t get you much in this life, but it can get you laid.

So I made this article for the sole purpose if teaching you how to get laid!

The following method I will share with you folks is one I have not seen in any other blog.

I have used it many times – you don’t actually ‘use it’ it just works by itself with time – with great success.

This article is going to help you get laid. This is the article you should look for when you need to get laid!

The drawbacks of the easiest method to get laid that I am going to share with you are that it heavily relies on other people, time and your current situation.

This technique, when done right, has a 100% success rate. It is optimal if you live on a campus at a college/uni, but chances drop down as you grow older.

Easiest Way To Get Laid!

The trick to get laid easily :

Ask yourself this: if there was a semi-attractive girl with no major issues (no hygiene issues, no STD and no mental issues) and you were bored and bothered.

Would you sleep with her?

99% chance you would.

And that, my friend, is the secret.

The Easiest Way To Get Laid.

Steps to pull “The easiest way to get laid” off:

The bored-horny girl approach:

3- Be chilled, do not do anything that might come off as creepy : always have a smile on your face. Lower your drink, do not hold it up in front of your chest. Be relaxed in your space.

6- Hang out with your friends – or by yourself without being super creepy, a later article on that – in bars, clubs and gatherings. And stay until the night ends. Stay until everyone leaves. Do not get drunk!

In the end, it is up to you.

To Sum It Up:

Here is How to get laid, the easiest way to get laid:

Here are some facts about this approach:

First, you will rely on girls being bored and not getting a decent guy until the night ends.

THE “Easiest Way To Get Laid Ever” is A 100% percent proven method, I have used it many times before. This is not the best, coolest, or most efficient way to get laid; it is the easiest. As you can see it is about doing absolutely nothing, just waiting for opportunities induced by life’s pressure. As low value and lazy this approach may seem, and to some extent it is, it is aimed to show you how easy it is to get laid, how you, just by being yourself, is going to get you laid. No excuses.

If you have any issues, something you did not understand, or something you just do not seem to be able to pull off, tell me in the comment section or e-mail me directly: [email protected] and I will help you as much as I can.

To recap!

Here is how to easily get laid:

1- Dress like you are going to meet your dream girl, every time you go out.

2- Do not be creepy and needy.

3- Go out A LOT, try to interact with everyone, and stay until the night ends.

4- You should not get drunk.

5- Stay visible to everyone in the venue.

6- Keep an eye on girls checking you out.

And that is it, gentlemen, that is the easiest way to get laid.

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Well played sir

I have a low self esteem. Mostly because I’m stout, dark and physically
handicapped (right hand). I damn near shit my pants when i have to talk to girls, not spoken to one since I was 15 and I’m almost 20 now, at this point I’m terrified of even thinking of speaking to a girl… HELP!

gvlu,
It is understandable what you are going through, and hats off for trying to change your situations.
The answer to your “help” is basically this whole website, it is here to HELP! guys struggling through life.
My future article will hopefully provide what you are looking for, but I want to make some quick remarks here.
In life, there are no excuses, EVER.
Some people get it easy and some people have to hustle it through. That is the brutal yet beautiful truth about life.
No matter what your situation is, you can make it much better.
and to make it better, YOU HAVE TO INVEST TIME in yourself.
How much time do you spend taking care of yourself?
That is what makes all the difference.
Start taking small actions towards bettering yourself.
Regards,
J.Deus

What a powerful quote and everyone can relate to, once i started to follow that route of no excuses, my life improved for the better.

Address your physiology also.
Make sure your testosterone level is good.
Supplement:
PrimalJax – boosts my T (I’m old…)
Eco Drink multivitamin
Focus Factor, so you’re sharp
And Focus Formula – more of the same. – You know that snappy comeback that comes to you ten minutes later. It comes to me NOW.
DIM to supress estrogens, (environmental as well as your own)
5htp for anxiety/mood – very important
This stack has changed my personality. (No, I’m not getting paid for this.) It is magic, at least for me. I’m waiting to get my vasectomy before I go out again, but for some reason I get a LOT more attention. I can talk to anybody now. I realize that I’m stronger, harder, faster, and smarter than probably %80 of the women out there. Honestly, they need me more than I need them. But I’m not going to be a dick about it. (well not completely…)
And lift, of course, if you can.

Can you describe your handicap more?

Dude I’m about the same way I’m about to turn 20 and I’m still a virgin, I get extremely stressed a lot about it and I sometimes think there isn’t hope for me. I hope we make it bro.

Focus on improving yourself in every way. Get a good job and take care of yourself. Check out the art of charm toolbox podcast it gives great advice on being an attractive and successful person

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Can I try this if i am 17? What if the girls are in a group? In my town that is how they always hang out.

Yes and No… some girls at that age are out and about for anything and some are just exploring, so it might be a little tricky.
and it won’t be that good since it is hard to find experienced girls at that age.
Give it a shot.

Girls in groups are 90% of the time easier to deal with since the girls would be relaxed and they won’t need the “bitch shield”.

Try it, you have nothing to lose?
Regards,
J.Deus

Thanks a lot man! I will go for it. Except from making myself feel like crap afterwards, nothing bad can happen. My luck is that i don’t have a crush 🙂

I am a 23 y/o male, and am somewhat desperate, I have tried meeting girls in real life (did not work out), and online (also did not work out). Where I live (Malta) there is basically one hub of clubs (called paceville), they open till very very late, basically they close at sunrise. So here are my questions, since I am not in uni/colledge would this strategy still work? In order not to spend an entire night out, would it be ok (strategy wise) if I enter a club say a couple of hours before closing time?

Train in your situation too and 23 as well. I don’t think it matters really that much if your an actual college student but I imagine so long as we pass as college students it should be ok.

One issue I have myself is I can’t bring a girl to my house since I live with my parents and I’m hoping she will accept going to her house or a hotel or something like that.

You just say you continue the party so you don’t have to worry about being too drunk or becoming really tired and must find taxi/go home. If you say it in a normal manner and she wants to have more fun/attracted to you then it’s in the bag 🙂

How Important is Money for Getting Laid?

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Today we are going to discuss a very important topic, and that’s…

(as it relates to getting laid)

But as someone who actually knows what he’s talking about, I can tell you that without a doubt, unless you are trying to live in the jungle and buttfuck monkeys, you need money to get laid (as well as for just about everything else in life).

In fact, though I talk about looks, money, status, social skills, and closing as it relates to getting laid and have even said that looks are arguably the most important of the factors I just mentioned, money is BY FAR more important for your overall life (let alone getting laid).

I shouldn’t have to really say that, but the PUA/pick up/game/etc. brainwashing (as well as that of normal society) runs deep.

Also note that this isn’t a “how to make money” article – that’s another topic entirely.

Unless you are this guy, you need at least some money to get laid.
By vectorolie, via FreeDigitalPhotos.net

“Baseline Theory”

Like I said, unless you’re trying to live out in the woods and pick berries, or otherwise live a life that involves not being part of modern society (buying food from a grocery store or restaurant vs. hunting animals, renting or buying property vs. building some sort of housing out in the woods or even being homeless, and so on), you need money.

The amount of money (“baseline”) is going to be different for everyone, but everyone needs a baseline amount of money to support his desired lifestyle.

That amount might be more or it might be less, but you can’t live for free (unless you’re Tarzan or a crackhead).

It doesn’t matter if that money comes from you working, your parents, etc. – you need money before chasing girls.

In case I’m not being clear, when I say you need money to get laid, I mean that there are things you can’t do without money like paying the rent, buying food, buying clothes, going on dates, etc. In that sense, you need money to get laid.

* In case someone brings up the example of that guy in New York who’s homeless and just tries to go home with girls so that he has a place to stay, I’m assuming most people reading this don’t want to live like that.

Defining your baseline

Like I said, you need money to survive (assuming you want to be a “normal” member of society and not a hunter-gatherer or a homeless person).

Now, I know this isn’t the answer people want to hear, but no one can tell you what your baseline is.

Everyone has a different baseline that depends on his lifestyle, and this is determined by actually going out into the world and trying to live life (NOT by reading things on the Internet, even this article).

This idea of a “baseline” was introduced to me by one of my first “mentors” in “the game” (and probably one of the few people I’ve met out of hundreds from this community that actually got pussy).

Basically, he said that you need the minimum amount of money to live your desired lifestyle (whatever that may be) and that anything else is extra.

You should work enough to obtain the lifestyle you want and to save enough to be ok during times when work is slow. Anything else is pointless unless you would truly rather be working vs. doing anything else.*

* Does not apply to people who want to be rich.

Common sense but it seems that’s in short supply these days.

For example, Seoul, South Korea (where I live) is often listed as one of the “most expensive cities in the world” (probably written by idiots who have never lived in Seoul let alone the rest of the cities on the list).

Don’t get me wrong – Seoul isn’t Thailand or some other cheap place like that, but it is definitely affordable, unless you are living in the most expensive areas and have expensive lifestyle habits (such as eating out a lot, especially foreign food).

For a city that is supposed to be the “6th most expensive city in the world“, want to know how much I spend per month living here?

$1,600 (assuming USD exchange rates as of January 22, 2019).

(And I am overpaying for rent)

Hongdae in Seoul, South Korea – where I was living before I moved to where I am now. SUPER popular amongst students, foreigners, exchange students, etc. Can be more packed than this when it isn’t winter and hard to move even during the week. By

But it wasn’t until I actually decided to MOVE HERE (see: “going out into the world and living life” vs. basing your opinion of things on stuff written by morons) that I realized it wasn’t as expensive as I thought.

Likewise, you can only know what your own baseline is by doing the same (vs. going on sites like Numbeo, Expatistan, Nomad List, etc. and reading bullshit articles – though all these things can provide a general starting point).

Like I said, everyone has a different baseline that’s necessary in order to support their desired lifestyle.

However, some lifestyles are better than others for the purposes of getting laid.

If you don’t have money to live in a central location (preferably with no roommates) – “logistics” (topic of my next post), go on dates, buy clothes, etc., you are going to have a harder time getting laid (even if other things like looks, status, social skills, and closing are on point).

You don’t have to be rich to get laid (though being rich is obviously nice)

If you’re reading this, there’s a chance that you also read, watch, etc. stuff that talks about “making money”, such as on the Internet and/or by starting your own business, as that’s the general sort of “trend” in this “part of the Internet” these days.

If your desired lifestyle is one that requires a lot of money, then yes, you need to be rich.

If not, you don’t need to be rich to get laid (although it obviously helps).

If you are rich (multi-millionaire or more assuming Western prices), you have an “X-Factor” (something I will discuss in another post) that is similar to having god-tier looks (looks) or being extremely popular or even famous (status) and probably will find it easy to get laid provided you aren’t clueless in other things like looks, social skills, and closing. For proof of this, just check out Tagthesponsor.com or Dan Bilzerian’s Instagram account.

No girl is going to say no to fancy dinners, 5-star hotels, and nice vacations. But a lot of girls are going to say no to some creepy PUA who thinks he deserves to get laid when he brings nothing to the table in terms of looks, money, status, social skills, and closing.

An example would be myself. Though I am “location-independent”, I am not rich. Yet, I still have banged 20 times+ as many girls as the average guy will over the course of a lifetime (average guy sleeps with

5-6 girls in his life).

Another example would be every scumbag guy at the bar/club who is broke and probably lives with his mom but is (probably) good looking – you can improve your looks – and goes for it (sex), and as a result gets laid more than your average guy.

Money is more important for you depending on the kind of life you want to live and can also get you more consistent access to the hottest girls, who often are around guys with high levels of looks/money/status (surprise surprise).*

* No one who is approaching random girls e.g. “daygame”, “night game”, “online game” is banging super hot girls consistently without extreme looks/money/status – prove me wrong

Example of money getting you access to the hottest girls:

In nightlife, the hottest girls are usually at the most exclusive clubs, which often require paying a hefty fee and/or paying for an (expensive) table to get in or knowing somebody. If the club isn’t exclusive, the hottest girls are usually hanging in the VIP section and/or at a table (no girl is saying no to free alcohol – newsflash: most people go out to get drunk and have fun, not work on their “pickup” skills).

I remember when I was younger, I was at a club once and picked up a VIP wristband off the floor. When I went up to the VIP floor, it was like I had entered an entirely new club, with lots of (hot) girls I hadn’t seen before, etc.

I remember talking my way into some table and a girl asking me “who are you”, assuming that I was a “somebody” being in the exclusive part of the club.

For a couple of non-nightlife examples, guys who have money might drive nice cars and/or live in nice parts of town that

(For most guys who want to bang real hotties consistently, I recommend playing the status game – being in social circles, such as those of elite nightlife, where hot girls congregate – topic for another post. God-tier looks are only doable if you’re already significantly above-average in terms of looks, and getting rich isn’t easy).

Thus, being rich isn’t required for banging girls (but it definitely helps) and chasing such amounts of money should only be done if that’s what you want out of life (contrary to what bloggers, etc. who want you to quit your job and buy their “How to Get Rich from Your Laptop” course want you to believe).

Being rich (and trying to get rich) has its ups and downs like everything else and for most people, a decent-paying professional job is more doable and also more in line with their personality (most people do not have what it takes to become self-made millionaires or richer – not saying that as an insult, it’s just more for people who are born hustlers, can’t sit still, extremely hardworking, don’t care about what others/naysayers think, etc).

Money or Girls?

A lot of guys, especially young guys, might be wondering if they should chase girls or get money.

Money first

9 times out of 10, I would recommend getting money first, as it will allow you to have a baseline for doing whatever it is that you want, such as chasing girls.

Also, your experience chasing girls will be suboptimal if you don’t have a baseline.

I say this from personal experience.

As I’ve mentioned, I’ve been with more girls than 99% of guys, especially for my age (mid-20s), but I could have banged even more girls if I had my baseline covered.

In 2016 (the first year I banged a lot of girls), I banged nearly 40 girls.

However, this was done while going out maybe once a week and I had ZERO dating life during the week (no “daygame”, no Tinder, etc.) because I was living in the middle of nowhere (would go out in the city on the weekends).

If I had been living in the city, had a dating life during the week, and gone out more than once a week (had to take a bus to get to the city – not something I wanted to do often), etc., I would have banged way more girls 100%.

* Of course banging that many girls in a year would be a huge accomplishment for most guys, but it’s all relative (I knew I could have done more)

On the other hand, for most people, making money is something that is gonna be part of most of their adult lives, and it’s good to have a career, business, etc. to fall back on/focus on when you’re done chasing girls a lot (which will probably happen after you get a decent amount of experience – everyone’s amount is different, you’ll know when you’re over it).

You need money to survive (again, assuming you don’t want to live in the jungle).

You don’t need pussy to survive. Yes, you might go crazy from not getting laid, but you will survive as long as you have money to buy food and pay the rent.

The exception to “money first”

While most guys should 100% at least have a baseline amount of money first (and more if they want that) before chasing chicks, for some guys, such as myself back in the day, it’ll be difficult.

For the guys who literally think about girls every other thought and think that chasing girls is super important (to the extent that they make significant life decisions based on pussy, such as moving to some foreign country to chase girls there), it might help to get some action first so that they can focus on other aspects of their lives, such as career/money or whatever else they want to pursue.

To be honest, there’s a good chance that might be you, if you’re reading this kind of site.

However, as a warning, you might run into lifestyle limitations eventually, as I have, because you don’t have a baseline and can’t do certain things that you want due to financial limitations.

For example, you might want to travel to exotic countries and chase girls there, but that obviously requires money.

Or you might want to get your own place in a good location, where it would be much easier to meet girls, etc. but that also takes money.

One or the other – “the man who chases two rabbits catches neither”

Whether you try and chase girls first (e.g. your parents pay for all your shit),

Or get at least your baseline handled first (so you can do things like chase girls),

Chasing Girls and Making Money = different types of “energy”

For one, chasing girls and making money generally require different types of “energy”.

When it comes to chasing girls, you can be more laidback, playful, not sober (if going out), etc., and this is what girls generally expect from a guy they want to have fun with vs. a guy that’s too intense and high-strung (can freak a lot of girls out).

Whereas for making money, you generally want to be more focused and intense.

Both Chasing Girls and Making Money can TAKE TIME

Second, the pursuit of money and the pursuit of pussy are both things that could each take a lot of time (assuming that you are starting from a low starting point).

Personally, it took me about 4-5 years to REALLY figure out how to get laid consistently, but I was more hopeless than the majority of guys and got fucked up by bullshit pickup artist garbage in the beginning – if you read and listen to the advice on this site and are halfway normal, you will progress much faster.

As for career/money, for most people, it takes them

the same amount of time to get settled into a career and have a good baseline (college, getting a job – good entry-level salary for certain fields or work a bit and then get paid more after promotions, etc).

^ Business can also take a while – there are very few “overnight successes” (usually the result of years of preparation and failure).

For example, I’m not saying you have to build the next Amazon, but I feel like it’s only in the last 10 years or so that the media started sucking Jeff Bezos’ dick (might be wrong).

However, Amazon has been around since 1996 (23 years as of this post) – and even survived the catastrophic phenomenon known as the dot-com crash. During the dotcom bubble (run-up before the crash of the Internet stock market craze), Amazon stock went from

6 years after the dot com bubble burst) and only briefly at that – it wasn’t until

late 2009 that Amazon stock would stay above this level consistently.

Progress can take time.

You only have so much free time

Lastly, there’s only so much time in the day.

Assuming you sleep for 8 hours – you have 16 hours in a day.

Some of those 16 hours will be spent on things like eating, commuting to and from work, working, exercising, etc., which probably leaves a normal, working adult with a few hours of free time a day (let’s say 4 – it might be more or less – just for the purposes of this example).

If you had 4 hours of free time per day,

And spent 2 hours chasing girls and 2 hours trying to build a business (if you’re trying to do that), you’re obviously going to progress slower than someone who’s spending all their free time chasing girls (getting laid progress) or building a business (business progress).

I can’t think of anyone that I’ve met with interest in both chasing girls/making money, that tried to do both at the same time, and was exceptional at both of them.

Though I have met quite a few Jack Oatmons (Jack of All Trades, Master of None).

Conclusion

Money is extremely important for getting laid. Anyone who tells you differently is an idiot.

This is because everyone has a baseline (whatever that baseline may be).

That being said, a certain baseline (i.e. lifestyle) is best for getting laid (while being attainable for most guys).

You don’t have to be rich, though that definitely helps as you will probably have more consistent access to top shelf pussy and girls in general will be more interested in you since you’re rich and can pay for nice things.

For most guys, money (at least a baseline and maybe more depending on your goals) should come first before chasing girls.

The exception would be the guy (like my younger self) who literally can’t think straight because he needs to get the chasing girls part of his life handled (at least to the point where he feels he can start focusing on other things).

Whether you decide to chase girls first or chase money first, choose one, or else I can guarantee that in a few years you will look back and not be satisfied with your progress.

How to Get Laid: The No-BS Guide

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How to Get Laid: Fundamental Requirements

In my last post, I defined what “game” was without all the abstract pick up artist nonsense.

(Hint: having game means you get laid).

Now that you know what “game” is and we’re (hopefully) on the same page,

I’m going to tell you EXACTLY what you need if you want to know how to get laid.

If you want to follow “game”/pickup advice and still be in the same place next year (if you make it that far), feel free to X out.

If you want to get some pussy and make this the year you finally get laid, read on.

Looks

Looks is the first (and perhaps most important) thing you need to get some action.

Looks includes things like face, height, body, hygiene, grooming, and style.

Face is probably the most important aspect of looks and the basis for whether or not you are considered “good-looking.”

While “beauty” is subjective, for guys, a good face usually entails “sexy” eyes (from the girl’s perspective), full eyebrows, high cheekbones, a defined nose, a decent jawline, nice lips, clear skin (no acne), overall facial symmetry, and so on.

We just need to look at popular media to see what kind of face is considered attractive:

Brad Pitt – usually considered the standard for male attractiveness in the West
By Georges Biard [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Kim Woo-bin – a famous actor in Korea and the rest of Asia
By Yoon Min-hoo [CC BY 4.0], via Wikimedia Commons

In future posts, I will go into detail on how to improve your looks as well as other things you need to get laid like money, status, social skills, and closing.

Height

Height is pretty self-explanatory. If you are tall, you are tall. If you are short, there are ways you can change your height (both temporarily and permanently) that I will cover in the future.

Generally speaking, 5’11” (180cm) and taller is considered tall in most countries, unless you are in the Netherlands, where everyone is a giant.

While PUA companies would have you believe that height isn’t important, it is. It’s just one of those biological things.

Girls putting “6 feet or taller” in their Tinder biography is not some sort of meme. That’s what girls want.

The reason it might seem more prevalent online is because just like how more guys than usual are suddenly confident and talkative on the Internet (vs. in real life where they are quiet and non-confrontational), girls are the same because there are less consequences for talking shit/being mean on the Internet.

What that guy talking shit to you on the Internet probably looks like
By David Nichols [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Flickr

Note: being short/not tall is not a death sentence. I’m 5’9″ and get pussy. I’m just saying ideally you have some height – if not, there are ways to look taller.

Body is also important but less important than face and height. As long as you are not fat, body is less of a big negative, whereas having a bad face or being very short can make things much harder.

However, having a good body obviously helps a lot and you should stay in good shape for your overall health as well.

The body that has the most “universal appeal” is the “lean with some muscle” body type, with the archetypal body being Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club:

The ideal male physique (maybe slightly more weight would be better)
By Sabine Mondestin [CC BY 2.0], via Flickr

Having muscle is good, as it is, like height, just one of those biological things that turns girls on (a “manly” trait).

However, you don’t want to be freakishly big, as that puts you in niche appeal territory vs. universal appeal territory (mostly girls who like freakishly big guys vs. most girls).

Too muscular for most girls
By Kevin Laval (Zelf gemaakt) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

Hygiene

Hygiene is something you would think is pretty obvious. Be clean and don’t smell like shit. However, this simple concept apparently isn’t obvious so I’m including it.

There are guys who legitimately think that some abstract “game” will take them further with the ladies than a shower.

A few years ago, I went to a free seminar offered by a PUA company. The guys next to me introduced themselves.

One of them smelled so bad that I literally did not want to shake his hand. It was that bad. You could have smelled him from a mile away.

Sadly, you should have seen his face when the company pitched their PUA bootcamp in Las Vegas that cost thousands of dollars.

In his situation, he could have spent a few cents (or whatever a shower equates to on his water bill) and exponentially increased his chances with girls.

Don’t look or smell like a homeless person. That is the essence of proper hygiene (bonus if you smell nice).

Believe it or not – girls like it when you shower!

Grooming

Grooming would be things like having a good haircut, trimming your nails, trimming your nose hair, shaving, and so on.

I’m going to assume you do things like trimming your nails, trimming your nose hair, and shaving (if you look bad with facial hair), but something you should especially pay attention to is your hair, as this can have a huge effect on your facial aesthetics, which, as mentioned, is probably the most important part of looks.

I will talk about how to get a good haircut in a future post.

Style

Style is very important. As they say, “clothes make the man.” Your style and grooming can dictate how you come across to the rest of society (“your image.”)

For example, if you are clean-shaven, have short, neat hair, and are wearing a suit with a nice watch, you might come across as a “sophisticated businessman.”

If you have a beard, long, messy hair, and are wearing a leather jacket, you might come across as a “rocker” or rebel.

For the purposes of banging girls (fast), you want to lean towards “edgy” or “bad boy” style.

Again, I don’t want this post getting too long, so I’ll delve into further detail in another post.

Example of edgy style. Solid hair and facial hair, too, if you can pull that off.
By BODA SKINS via Wachabuy

Please note how long the Looks section was. That is no coincidence – while there are many facets to “Looks,” it is also the most important “fundamental” when it comes to getting laid.

Money

Money is the next “fundamental” I want to touch on.

I’ve never had lots of money or really pretended to have money (credit card “ballers”) so I can’t speak on whether or not being rich or looking rich has a huge impact on banging girls.

Just from what I’ve noticed via my long and storied career banging random girls I just met, short of straight up paying for girls (prostitution or sugar baby scenarios), money is not as big of a factor as looks, status, social skills, or closing when it comes to getting laid.

That statement is based on having hung out with guys who have (a lot) more money than me.

HOWEVER, money is of CRUCIAL importance for YOURSELF in the sense that you need money to afford your personally desired lifestyle.

Everyone has a different “baseline” but as an example, you need to be making at least low six figures (

100-120k) to afford to live in downtown Manhattan in NYC (sidenote: don’t bother coming to NYC if you can’t live in a good part of Manhattan, at least if you want to bang girls).

That income for New York assumes that you want your own place (no roommates) in a central location, the ability to go out once or twice a week, eat out a couple of times per week, maybe take a vacation once a year, and perhaps save a little money.

If you want that lifestyle but don’t have the money, you obviously need to get your money up. Whether you get that money yourself or from someone else (like your parents) is dependent on your personal situation.

Status

Simply put, having status is being “cool” (relative to other people).

For example, if you are at a house party and the center of attention, you have status.

If you are the leader of your social circle or group of friends, you have status.

If you are the lead expert in a certain industry, you have status.

If a girl loves X celebrity and you look like X celebrity (and other guys around her don’t), you have status.

Social status (what most guys probably think of when they hear “status” in a picking up girls context) is status (or being cool) specifically in a social setting.

Social status definitely makes it easier to get laid since you already have an “in” due to your status. In some cases, the girl might even approach you if you have enough status.

The extreme end of social status would be fame, but that would fall under X-Factor territory (a topic I will discuss in a future post).

If you are an introvert like me, you might find it tiresome to build your status by being social.

But like I said – status itself is broad and doesn’t necessarily have to come from socializing.

Here are some other ways you can gain status (and make girls want to sleep with you):

As someone who has banged more girls than most, I can tell you that it isn’t necessary to have social status in order to get laid (cold approach or talking to girls you don’t know does not require it) but definitely consider it if you are naturally extroverted and like talking to people.

You will attain “general” status from improving your looks, having money, being a closer (a lot of girls will appreciate your “forwardness”), and so on anyway.

Social Skills

Social Skills probably encompass what most PUAs would consider “game” – being confident, “talking your way into a girl’s pants,” and so on.

Nevertheless, Social Skills will not take you as far as something like Looks.

People simply do not take someone with just “good social skills” as seriously as someone who is good-looking and has physical presence unless those social skills are coupled with something like money or status (fact).

I remember being at a bar once and some short, average-looking guy who was definitely a “PUA” (you can tell if you’ve been involved in the PUA community for a while) was talking to a girl I had talked to earlier in the night.

I went in to get the girl’s number (she was with her friend at the time so that was the best I could do) and the guy tried to “AMOG” me (PUA term for making another guy look bad) in front of the girl.

It was as simple as just ignoring the guy for the girl to do the same as her eyes were on the better-looking guy.

That being said, social skills are important. In terms of banging girls, you at least need basic social skills and that could be said for the rest of life, too.

Social skills include a few things:

Confidence or lack of anxiety

You should be comfortable talking to girls and have the confidence to approach them, look at them in the eyes when you speak, and so on.

Confidence comes from having done something repeatedly and knowing you are good at it.

For example, you gain confidence in your ability to ride a bike, once you do it over and over and then know how to ride a bike. For most people, riding a bike is second nature, but it wasn’t that way when you were 5 and trying to learn.

Likewise, you gain confidence in your ability to talk to random girls, once you have talked to lots of random girls.

No amount of meditation, visualization, or other self-help bullshit is going to change that.

The ability to express yourself

Self-expression is the ability to say what’s on your mind, and mean it when you say it (speaking with conviction).

While you could technically categorize that under confidence, I think self-expression deserves its own category.

There are a decent amount of guys (especially when drunk) who can sloppily hit on a girl.

However, not many are actually comfortable being THEMSELVES.

That is not many guys (and people in general) are able to be themselves and say what’s REALLY on their mind (such as wanting to sleep with a girl – whether that is expressed verbally or non-verbally, such as by grabbing her ass) vs. being a “people pleaser” that doesn’t have his own personality and thoughts.

If you can go up to a girl (confidence) and talk to her like you’ve known her forever (express yourself), you are far ahead of most guys.

Social awareness (empathy)

While PUA companies put a lot of emphasis on “inner game,” “being confident,” and “not giving a fuck” (self-expression), not a lot of emphasis is put on social awareness or empathy.

I have gone out with people from the PUA community who completely lacked social awareness.

For example, I was at a club once and had approached a group of girls. My “wingman” came in to talk to the girls, too and completely creeped them out (he was basically humping one of them from behind and pumping his first in an awkward fashion).

He was the only one who didn’t realize he was being creepy. That is a lack of social awareness.

Hypothetically, you could go out tonight and “be confident” and “express yourself” as those are easier to fake.

However, it is harder to fake social awareness because that actually requires the experience of having been in lots of different social situations and learning from them.

For most people who have social awareness, it is intuitive or natural from just being alive for x amount of years and having been in lots of social scenarios.

For people who don’t, it is often because they have less social experience than others (probably stayed at home a lot when they were younger) or simply never bothered to notice what people respond positively and negatively to in various social situations.

I can’t even begin to tell you how many friendships and potential friendships I ruined in my quest to get “good with girls” and learn how to be a normal person (in terms of social skills).

Seriously, I was a complete social retard.

Cold approach is a good way to develop empathy or social awareness because you don’t know the girls and the social repercussions are less than if you were to “practice” on your friends and extended social circle.

Closing

Closing is like the last piece that you need to complete a puzzle that you’re working on (but instead of completing puzzles we are trying to get our dicks wet).

It is VERY rare that a girl will do all the work.

I am speaking from the experience of having been with several otherwise very aggressive girls (the type that really like to get fucked and are sexually “forward” – eye-fucking you, rubbing your leg, and so on).

Even those types of girls still expect the guy to make that first SEXUAL move, whether that’s feeling her up, making out, fingering her, etc.

Actually going for the close made my results (bangs) skyrocket in 2016 (banged 38 girls while going out maybe once a week on average). Before that, I had only been with 8 girls.

However, just being able to “close” by itself will only take you so far (explained in further detail below).

Summing Up How to Get Laid

Thus, if you want to know how to get laid, you need five things:

If we were to visualize this in an easy way, imagine a scale from 0-100. Reaching 100 meaning you get laid (sex).

The 0 to 100 scale. At 100, you Get Laid

No matter who you are, you will always have to close (again, it is super rare for a girl to do all the work for you).

Looks, Money, Status, and Social Skills get your “foot in the door,” and the more you have of these things, the easier it is to get laid.

Closing is the final piece of the puzzle that will get you to the finish line (sex).

Just closing, however, will not take you from 0-100 (sex). Let’s take the example of someone whose combination of Looks, Money, Status, and Social Skills put him at 40%.

The 0 to 100 scale. At 40, it will be harder to Get Laid

For example, this guy is not good-looking (maybe he’s fat), is broke, not popular, and has ok social skills at best.

It would be very difficult (nigh impossible) for him to get laid by trying to “close” random girls.

On the other hand, let’s take a guy who’s at 80%.

The 0 to 100 scale. At 80, it will be easier to Get Laid

This guy is good-looking, has a good-paying job, is relatively cool in his social circles, and has decent social skills.

This is usually the “good-looking guy” you wouldn’t have expected to find PUA.

** Therefore, you NEED to close and you NEED to be AT LEAST average (preferably above) in all of the other fundamentals in order to get laid. **

Of course, the better your fundamentals are, the easier it will be to get laid.

The good thing about all of these things is that you can work on them (even looks) vs. something like “game theory” that is so abstract that it isn’t even real.

I will write detailed posts about all of the getting laid fundamentals (Looks, Money, Status, Social Skills, Closing) and how to improve them in the future.

For now, focus on your strengths (if you have any).

For example, if you are good-looking, use that more and stop trying so hard to be “entertaining” or “witty.”

If you are naturally talkative and have the “gift of gab,” use your social skills to your advantage (be the center of attention).

4 Steps to Get Laid on Tinder Tonight (+9 Text Examples)

You want to know how to get laid on Tinder. Fair enough, it’s great fun.

But sometimes it just seems impossible.

Conversations just die down before you can convince her to get funky with you.

But I can tell you, that I cracked the code for you…

In this article you’re getting:

Let’s crack into it!

Tip 1: Mistakes to avoid

When you know what goes WRONG, you discover how to FIX it.

How come women don’t feel an unstoppable sexual urge to hook up with you?

Chances are you are making the same mistakes most men are making.

Let’s just hope you’re not doing as horribly as the guy in the screenshot below

I’m not going to fully analyze his conversation because his mistakes are pretty obvious.

I do want to stress, that you never want to start a conversation the way he does. He uses what I call the peasant opener and it’s a serious crime to open any chat like that. Your odds of an actual sexy date will drop to near zero.

Last thing I want to say about Mr. Pleasure Water, is that he clearly doesn’t understand female psychology. In other words: where her mind is at.

You can’t shoot sexual messages her way, right after she made it clear she’s not very interested. (“nowhere”).

More about understanding what she feels and wants, later in this article. As it is crucial for getting laid on Tinder.

What I want you to remember from this poor fella’s mistakes is this:

Now let’s see how you sexualize the conversation.

Tip 2: Never sexualize straight away

This Tinder tip is extremely important, because in the current politically correct climate you want to sexualize the right way.

We want you to get laid from Tinder, not banned.

Now let’s look at a screenshot from a Tinder experiment I did on YouTube.

Together with one of my coaches, Daniel, we wanted to find out who would do better on Tinder. Douchebags and assholes, or gentlemen and good guys?

Quick question: who do you think will win this battle?

I called my friend who’s a professional photographer and we went to work. After spending a whole day shooting different photos, we created two solid Tinder profiles.

One for Louis the gentleman, and one for Louis the douchebag.

To find out how the experiment went, just watch the video here:

After the experiment was done we had a whole bunch of new matches we didn’t plan on texting.

So we figured we’d turn it into a second experiment.

Which guy would women react better to when instantly invited for a happy humping session?

I might turn those results into another article and video, so I can’t tell you just yet.

But I can warn you to never try this approach yourself.

Good old Tindercoach Daniel got banned for mass texting this direct sexual opener. May his banned Tinder account rest in peace.

What’s more important is to ask ourselves why he got banned. Why did so many women report him for sending this text?

Much of the answer can be found in what this helpful lady responded:

Let’s read that again:

“This is the part where you put effort into wooing me.
I’m not a delivery prostitute.
For the love of God.
Work a little for this pussy.”

It’s almost like a poem.

Now if we convert this into a Tinder rule, it would sound something like this:

Don’t get me wrong, it’s best to have your intentions clear throughout the conversation. But let’s show a little tact, rather than shout it at her in the first message like a texting caveman.

It would be sort of like this: Pick any sports you like watching. Football, MMA, chess, whatever.

Imagine that instead of WATCHING the entire match, you’ll only get to see the LAST MINUTES.

Would it still be exciting?

It wouldn’t be for me.

Like the exciting moment when you get to know someone and you challenge each other a bit creating the whole build-up. Instead of skipping right to the final moments.

And unless you’re an A list celebrity like Justin Bieber or Leonardo Di Caprio, you’ll have little to no success with this approach.

Yet, another common mistake is the polar opposite.

Tip 3: Don’t be like the cashier at the supermarket

Do you know what the one thing is that you should never make a woman feel?

The absolute LAST thing a woman wants to feel when you’re talking to her…

…is boredom.

And unfortunately, that’s what many girls experience in texts, over phone calls, and on dates.

If you’re trying to get laid on Tinder (and in life in general), you need to excite that other person.

You want to make her feel all sorts of emotions, but never that one.

Now I need you to be honest with me.

Have you ever had a (text) conversation that went something like this:

If it was your aunt or grandma texting, then I’ll let it slide.

If it was anyone you’re romantically interested in, then you deserve a good spanking.

One day when schools teach useful stuff, like how to text women, they’ll show students this screenshot. A textbook example of boring small talk.

It’s the kind of chat elderly people have with the guy or girl behind the supermarket register.

And it’s kryptonite for your lays on Tinder.

Now I don’t think men should single-handedly make a conversation playful and interesting… But how can this girl give interesting replies after such boring texts?

He is definitely not making it easy for her.

Besides, this emotionless conversation shows no intent at all. This is a big miss, because according to research, emotions are the root cause of decision making and action-taking.

So when he wants to move the conversation to WhatsApp, she stops replying.

I often see guys doing either this: trying to go to the next step when the setting isn’t right. Or they’ll just keep on having a bland text conversation. Without ever taking the leap and trying to go to the next step.

Both come from a lack of understanding of her mindset.

Anyway, enough zooming in on common mistakes.

Let’s look at a solution so you actually learn how to get laid on Tinder.

And this, my dear friend, is how we arrive at a little system I created for you.

Do keep in mind though:

It’s not a black and white waterproof roadmap that you need to follow religiously.

It gives you an idea of the main principles. Something to hold on to or think about when in doubt.

To make it easier for you to remember the different parts of the system, I gave it a memorable name.

The S L U T method.

Which doesn’t refer to anyone, except maybe its creator.

Self-knowledge is the beginning of all wisdom.

The S L U T Method

Let’s see how you can get laid on Tinder using this cute method.

First, let’s see what S L U T stands for:

S exualize

L ead

U nderstand

T ease

Sexualize, Lead, Understand, and Tease.

You can check out this short video I created about the method:

(And subscribe, because I often give out new lines for witty texts or funny bios on my YouTube channel.)

In the first part of the article we saw some guys making all sorts of mistakes.

We saw sexualizing way too fast and too directly. We saw multiple men not understanding the girls they’re talking to. We saw very poor leadership. And we saw a huge lack of teasing. In fact we saw no teasing at all.

Pretty funny, considering teasing is pretty much the essence of flirting.

Now to prevent you from tussling with this method, I’m going to change up the order a bit.

Let’s talk about this is the most logical order. The order in which these 4 “steps” will be happen in most of your conversations.

Tease

Understand

Sexualize

Lead

It all starts with Teasing.

T stands for Tease

There’s no getting laid on Tinder without teasing.

You WILL have to tease her. A lot.

Which brings me to the first question I often get:

“How do you tease? What can I tease her with? Which subjects are ok for teasing and which aren’t?”

And there are good answers too.

In my opinion you can tease a girl about these things:

Yes, you can tease her on ANYTHING.

And most of your teasing will have the same effect: she will see you more as a fornication prospect.

In fact, teasing is one of the key components to bonding and forming relationships.

Think of two kids playing a game of basketball in school.

One of them misses a dunk and the other shouts at him:

“Hey, Michael Jordan, nice shot!”

It’s a natural way for people to create a positive bond.

As long as you keep this in mind:

Teasing is done in a playful matter.

By no means should you aim to hurt the other person’s feelings.

This is when teasing turns into bullying.

We don’t want bullying. We want teasing. With the option of resulting in getting laid.

Now before this all gets too theoretical and confusing, let’s just grab a screenshot and look at a Tinder example:

In this conversation with a gorgeous Latvian girl, there’s a good amount of teasing.

I was coaching a couple men in this beautiful city. And of course when I wasn’t coaching, I explored the city myself. I asked one of my matches for some must-see things in the capital city, Riga.

Sweet and helpful as she was, she told me to check out St. Peter’s church. The panoramic view on top is said to be amazing.

Before we jump to my reply, how would you tease this girl on Tinder?

Think about it for a second.

Now there’s plenty of ways to tease her.

I opted for a little poke:

Is this a harsh reply?

It’s a rather light push. But a tease nonetheless.

By calling her city a village, I playfully mock her hometown.

Let’s see what happened next:

I thank her for the tip.

And then I ask her if this is a tip for tip exchange.

I was hoping she was a bit of a memer and was knew the ‘Just the tip’ joke from comedy show ‘Archer’.

My joke clearly went over her head.

Which is no big deal, because it gives us an easy way of teasing her a second time.

“Overestimated your meme knowledge”

These little teases are unbelievably important to create attraction.

They challenge her.

They show her that you don’t see her as some divine creature that’s upon a pedestal, so high she could get hit by an airplane.

You’re more like equals.

Equals having fun and dissing each other.

Like you diss your close friends.

omg wtf lol so true bro omg for real rofl

Now before you’re going to tease her, you want to make sure you don’t offend her. Or not too often at least.

And after you’ve been teasing her, you want to be able to read how she took it.

And when you’ve been doing this for a while, you want to know whether she’s ready to “take it” (read: if you’ll get laid on Tinder).

Because if you can’t do this, if you don’t understand the signals she sends your way…

Things will go horribly wrong real quick.

U stands for Understand

This is the hard part.

I hope U understand that.

(sorry, I’m trying to kick back on the lame jokes)

But this seriously is the hard part.

For some it comes naturally, others will need more training.

Let’s look at a screenshot example.

The guy from the screenshot below doesn’t know how to get laid on Tinder. Because he doesn’t understand what’s going on in the mind of the woman he’s texting with.

It starts with him saying something we can’t see.

But going by her response: “nope I am a good girl didn’t you notice”, he made a remark that insinuated some naughty behavior.

Especially with the smirk, it’s very clear he wants to set a naughty/sexual vibe.

It’s at this point that he needs to realize she isn’t in the same headspace as him.

Especially after he asks her to explain and she then states she is a lady that deserves a gentleman.

She is trying to say that she’s not willing to talk dirty. And that she’s not convinced of his motives at the moment.

Unfortunately for him, he doesn’t understand what she’s saying. And he goes:

A joke she doesn’t take well. “Tss”.

One of the worst things he could text her now is a question mark.

Let’s see what he goes with.

That’s how you really frustrate a woman. By showing you have absolutely no clue what she wants.

Either way, our hombre is not planning on giving up just yet. He launches a second attempt and asks her out for a pancake party.

(if you ever need an easy, quick, and casual date idea… baking pancakes together can be great fun)

And that’s where the conversation ends for that day. If you look at the timestamps, then you see that she doesn’t respond anymore.

That doesn’t scare our brave man, and at 3:38 pm he asks her if she’s decided on an outfit yet.

Please notice: She did actually show a healthy amount of interest in this guy. Especially at the start where she adds more emojis to her text. There’s even a smirk and a kiss added to the first text.

Also notice: By him being uncalibrated and showing that he doesn’t understand where her mind is at, the attraction dies down little by little. If he doesn’t turn this around fast, it will be game over.

She says she’ll wear a onesie.

Which is pretty cute and cozy.

If she was really turned off at this point she would have said she’d wear 5 jackets or a trash bag or something.

Here’s the photo he sends her that got butchered in the screenshot:

Could our man be making a comeback?

It looks like she hasn’t given up on him yet.

His wedding proposal is a bit too soon if you’d ask me, but she’s not reacting horribly.

Let’s hope he understand that the situation is still fragile and needs more comfort. He needs to slow it down with the sexuality and the douchiness.

If he does it right, this could end in a date after all.

If he takes a wrong turn again, it could very well be back to start.

“I’ll check my schedule. But I know I have another one next week *childish horrible emoji I never ever want you to use*”

As if that wasn’t painful enough, he tells her to meet at 19:00 at the bus stop. Right after she literally said:

“Whoops. That’s bitter.”

If I ever need someone to give a speech on ‘how to make a girl feel not special at all’, I’ll be sure to give him a call.

Guess who never took this lady out for a date?

Correct, this guy.

And it’s sad you know. He was so close the whole time.

All he had to do was show her that he understands how she feels. But that went over his head.

Everything could have been hella different with some calibration.

Holy Tip:

Having some copy pastable lines helps out… A LOT.

Just for inspiration, or it might withhold you from sending out a needy boring text.

Find 10 of my best texts here, free download.

Understanding to get laid on Tinder (and my big mistake)

…let’s look at a conversation where I took some wrong turns.

For some reason I’m engaged in a discussion about a girl’s avatar. The conversation was headed towards a ravine at 500 mph.

Now I’m at the same point where the pancake-party-guy was at. Which is this:

There’s interest from her part.

(usually people won’t bother texting someone they don’t hope to get along with.)

But I repelled her a bit with the whole argument.

The good news is: I understand this. So I can adjust my approach and make things work.

Let’s see how I try to turn things around. So I can get laid on Tinder. Tonight.

First of all, I ended the discussion.

It’s a good thing to ask yourself this question at times:

“where is this heading?”

“is this getting me closer to my goal?”

Which in your case will most likely be to get laid on Tinder.

When I asked myself this, the answer was a big fat NO.

Trying to win a discussion rarely does any good.

So I tell her it doesn’t even matter.

And she’s glad. Which she shows by pressing the little heart button, liking the message.

That’s it though.

There’s no reply.

So just like the pancake-party-guy, we will have to double text her and try to revive the conversation.

We won’t ask her to get married out of the blue, like he did.

We’ll go with humor.

Humor works great to defuse an explosive situation.

“What’s up girl who’s currently my best Tinder convo ever?

Have you also been enjoying the aftertaste of our insane chemistry?”

It’s a playful way of admitting you weren’t really smooth. While at the same time mocking yourself. Which is always good if it goes paired with self confidence.

She’s still not replying lavishly.

But she is inviting us to some bar.

Now here’s something else you need to understand.

If you want to know how to get laid on Tinder consistently, this next lesson is crucial.

Women will often test what kind of cat you are.

You could see her suddenly offering to meet up as a bait.

Now MOST men, will be this type of cat:

As soon as the woman they’re texting with shows some interest, they’ll pounce on that opportunity.

Which pretty much saying:

“Damn I’m thirsty. I usually don’t know how to get laid on Tinder. I’m grabbing this opportunity with both hands. ASAP.”

Which leaves no challenge for her.

No excitement. No fun. No feeling of having to win you over.

But you have an other option.

You could be the type of cat that is used to attention.

The type of cat that has been around the block before and and doesn’t jump on everything that moves.

That’s the type of cat we’re going to be in this conversation.

Ok, let’s explain what’s going on here.

First, I mock the shitty start of our conversation. I remind her of the frustration she felt and I laugh it off.

This might seem counter intuitive, but remember what we talked about in Tip 3:

You want to make her feel all sorts of feels, but not boredom. Even frustration is better than boredom.

Then think about the conversation with pancake-party-guy.

Do you remember what the girl texted him in the end?

You need to try harder cutie. I am not your doggie.

She was making him work harder for her.

We are now that girl. We are reversing the usual roles where the guy needs to chase the girl.

We are the cat that doesn’t pounce.

But we’re not serious about this. It’s very clear that my text is not butthurt. If this message were were sent in a serious tone of voice, it wouldn’t get us anywhere.

We understand that more fun is needed here to steer away from the less comfortable vibe from earlier in the conversation.

Now let’s see how she reacts.

Looks like a pretty good reaction.

Especially considering she didn’t feel like talking to us anymore after the argument about her avatar.

By understanding where her mind is at, you can make the necessary moves to turn her around. And flip her mood 180 degrees.

Now that you know the importance of understanding, I feel like it’s time to turn on the oven. Make the conversation all hot and fiery.

It’s time for the “S”.

S stands for Sexualize

At the start of the article we agreed that most men are too boring.

They have pretty standard conversations without any clear intentions.

Want to know how to get laid on Tinder?

Avoid those conversations at all costs.

One good tool to break free from such talks, is sexualizing.

And I’m not sure if you noticed, but we’ve already seen a little bit of sexualizing earlier. In this screenshot:

“Is this a tip for tip exchange?”

It’s the perfect crime.

She just gave me a tip when I asked her for cool things to see in her city.

By then talking about tips in a perverse way, we sexualize the conversation very casually.

It almost happened accidentally.

Which is my first rule of sexualizing:

Do you see how this is a way smoother and subtler way of sexualizing than this:

Another reason why she will roll with my sexual jokes, is that they are contextual.

Unlike Mr. Pleasure Water’s text, which could be copy pasted (and rejected) anywhere.

Anyway let’s see how the conversation continues.

I’m going with some more contextual sexualizing.

And I crank it up a notch.

Now I know this is very edgy humor, so I instantly add “Too much?”.

Because I understand that this might put her off and I want to make sure she doesn’t get offended too much by this type of humor.

By the way, my exact rules for sexualizing, like when to amp it up and when to tone it down, and when in the conversation to start sexualizing, are all in my Over the Top TextGame workshop.

Now we’re having a pretty sweet text conversation.

The ideal environment to get laid from.

Indirect sexuality is the best sexuality.

Take that from me. Or check out the OTTG workshop and learn more about it.

We’ve been teasing ladies, we’ve been understanding ladies, and we’ve been sexualizing conversations with ladies.

We’re missing one crucial ingredient here.

Without the last ingredient, this leads nowhere.

L stands for Lead

Why do so many men get stuck in an endless stream of Tinder texting back and forth that eventually end up being a waste of time?

Why don’t those conversations result in an epic night of bedroom acrobatics? Or a relationship with a girl (AKA tons of bedroom acrobatics)?

Well there’s a lot of reasons, such as a lack of sexualization, but one of the main reasons is this:

The man doesn’t lead.

And if YOU don’t lead a conversation to the destination of your choosing (read: bedroom acrobatics)

Then it goes to either of these standard locations:

The way to avoid these dreaded locations, and coincidentally also how to get laid on Tinder, is the S L U T method.

Then you automatically lead the conversation towards a romantic date or some hardcore lovemaking.

Leading isn’t always visible in very clear chunks. It’s in your vibe throughout the whole talk.

Now I know you like very specific examples, so I’ll give you one.

Here’s one that is a very clear step to the next level in the interaction:

In case you haven’t flirted with Eastern European m’ladies… they use Telegram rather than iMessage, Whatsapp, Viber, Kik, or whatever messaging app you use.

And that, my dearest reader, is how to get laid on Tinder using the S L U T method.

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Blessings,
Louis Farfields

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Awesome, indeed. Are you a psychologist or something? I love personal interactions and i hate texting and here i realize that i use this method in face-to-face conversations but i never thought of using it on chat! Thank you and have a wonderful day!