How to get to hell

How to Go to Hell (literally)
Contrary to popular belief
God does not send people to Hell,
You must choose to go there.

Introduction*

Hell instructions ; (Instructions only for persons who’s choice is to go to Hell. Warning, T his is not Gods will for your life and may be detrimental to your health, proceed with caution)

How to go to Hell; An overview can be summed up in which direction you choose to go. Simply avoid going down the right path. There are actually only two main ways to choose from. There is the wide highway to hell with it’s many twisting turns and rabbit trails and then there is the straight narrow path that leads to Heaven. You need only to avoid the narrow straight one to succeed in your goal.

To avoid going down the narrow path to Heaven you must ignore the call of God to know Him personally and receive Jesus Christ as your Savior. This call of God may sometimes be difficult to ignore but if you set your mind against Him or just stay to busy to think about it you will succeed.

Just keep going about your life doing what ever feels good going in any direction you like, having no absolutes in your life. And simply by default you will be successfully on your way to go to hell.

Difficulty*

The difficulty of success of your goal is listed as easy. It is relatively simple to accomplish this task, in fact, many will actually find themselves in hell with not even consciously trying to get there. They just don’t take the time to know the Truth.

Items Needed*

To point you in the direction of the wide path to go to hell, you can choose of an assortment more or less of the following items : adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like;

Note: If you do these things it does not guarantee that you will go to hell but you must avoid receiving forgiveness that is freely offered to you though the Blood of Jesus. To reach your goal you must ignore the Gift of God and His ways and concentrate on practicing sin instead.

Additional items that can help you on your way to Hell also come conveniently package together and bundled in an assortment of political correctness, still found under the label called Sin. Remember wide is the pathway that goes to Hell and many will be able to find it.

All these items above are readily available to help you find your way to go to Hell. They are easy to obtain and are also very cheap. At least initially they are cheap, later on they may have some strings attached,
(but if you listen to your enemy he’ll say, «don’t worry about that now. )

You can’t be thinking about the results of sin now or it could hinder your goal. After all sin can be pleasant and give you momentary pleasure. You don’t want to think about the results of sin that will always end up causing you great unhappiness and emptiness. And don’t ever mention the unavoidable penalty/payment for sin, it’s not so bad, it’s just death by fire.

If that’s to harsh for you, maybe you can think that God does not see ‘all’ and you can get away with it. Oh. forget that, God is all seeing. Well maybe the fact that God is all Good and would never allow people to be punished. Oh. forget that one to, His goodness will not cover up the fact that God is also all Just and must punish sin.
Well forget it all, don’t think about that. Just keep thinking hell will be fun.

Good Person Instructions*

Maybe your a ‘good’ person and would never think. I mean, never do the assortment of things as mentioned above. Well no need to worry, there is a much more conservative way to reach your goal to go to hell. You can eliminate all the items listed above and work only with an uncommitted direction. Just stay away from the narrow path.

This way you can be socially acceptable. You can spend your time even doing charitable works. This will develop a fine reputation and you will be well liked in the community. Your outside appearance will look well polished. You can do a pretty good job of hiding your hidden sins from people if you try hard enough.

They will never guess, you could have hidden addictions of all sorts. You can even harbor an unforgiving heart full of resentments, hatreds, judgements and on and on. After all no one is perfect and you may be of the opinion that at least your not as bad as the next person.

Maybe you don’t agree with what the Word of God says is right and wrong. After all who does God think He is telling you what not to do. If it feels good just do it. Don’t think about the facts that sin always leads to death and misery and God doesn’t want that for you. After all, You know better that God.

Never mind that the Moral Law demands perfection and if God is Just, there can be no compromise. The Laws are as one, so to break one Commandment is to break them all. Just don’t trust God and the Blood of Jesus to wash your sins away. Instead trust in your good works which are as filthy rages and you will likewise accomplish your goal of finding your way to go to Hell.

Oh there are so many ways, you choose which one you would like. Actually for simplicity all you have to do is one thing. you really need to avoid a personal relationship with Jesus Christ your only hope of Salvation and you will surely be successfully on your way go to Hell.

Steps*

(Note; the following steps can be done in any order. You can add to them or subtract from them as you like.)

Step One: Be completely self absorbed. After all, the world revolves around you and no one else really matters. If you don’t watch out for yourself who will? (Make sure you you don’t believe the promises of God, they may make you stumble and try to stop you from your determination to be Hell-bound)

Step Two; Ignore your conscience when working closely with sin, eventually you won’t feel anything at all.

Step Three; Do not allow the light of the Lord to shine on your evil deeds or they will be exposed which will be a very uncomfortable feeling and may lead you to see the goodness of God. Don’t look at what God did in sending His only begotten Son to take your punishment. His Goodness will lead you to repentance and you will change your mind spoiling your plans to go to hell.

Step Four; It is very important that you Do not listen to the Good News of the Gospel. You may not want to end up in hell if you find out how much the Lord loves you, the wonderful things He has planned for you and what trouble He went though for you not to go to hell.

Step Five; Stay away from anything that sounds like it might be according to Gods will like truly loving others. You might like it.

And Do not trust God to deliver you from all your sins, just turn your back on the Amazing Grace of God. Keep trying yourself to overcome sins and you will certainly fail. You then can continue to be comfortably miserable as your accustomed to. You can even blame others for anything you want.

Note; Also never ever forgive others, after all you don’t need forgiveness so why forgive others? Continue to hold onto your anger and let your anger control you. All these things will help you with your quest to go to Hell.

Step Six; You don’t have to worry to much about going down the narrow path, as long as you make sure you don’t receive Jesus Christ as your Savior which will cause you to become “Born Again”. Because if you are Not Born Again you will not even be able to see the narrow path to Heaven.

Step Seven; The highway to Hell is very wide. You can worship any thing and believe anything you like, do anything that feel good and it will be acceptable, as long as you don’t Worship the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the Great I AM, Creator, Savior of the world and Believe on the name of Jesus Christ forsaking all others. If you let God be your Lord, His Spirit will lead you into all Truth and you won’t be able to reach your goal and go to Hell.

Overall Tips

On your way to hell you will have to snub the overwhelming love of God, “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.” John 3:16-17

God does not condemn you, He came to Save you.

This snub would mean a disregarding of the Crucifixion. It’s saying “so what” to the Blood sacrifice that God Himself made for you.

Disclaimer *

Note;.. Above, the difficulty of How to Go to Hell was rated as “easy”, But it may prove to be hard to live with later. You will have to willingly crawl over the Blood of Jesus in order to go to Hell. If you insist on going there, He will try to convince you not to do it, He will send many messengers to you in many forms but He will not override your free will,
He won’t stop you.

WARNING;

If you DON’T follow these instructions of How to Go To Hell, but INSTEAD walk down that NARROW PATH and BE BORN AGAIN believing JESUS CHRIST died and rose from the dead on the third day and RECEIVE HIM AS YOUR SAVIOR and LORD according to Gods will, you will be in great danger of ending up with ETERNAL LIFE FULL OF SUCH JOY AND PEACE BEYOND UNDERSTANDING.

And here and Now you could Learn how to OVERCOME and be so Completely Satisfied and Content with God THAT YOU CAN’T EVEN STAND IT.

NOW YOU WOULDN’T WANT THAT. or WOULD You?

You don’t go to hell because of your sins, For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. You go to Hell because you don’t have a Savior and Lord.

Just believing in Jesus is not the same thing for the devils also believe and tremble. They knew about Him even before the creation of the world. But they don’t accept and receive Him. They have rejected God’s rule over them. They wanted to do their own thing and worship other things. They thought their ways were good enough, they didn’t need God.

Devils rejected God’s Word, God’s teachings, Gods ways and went about doing wicked and perverse things. It was their choice to side with satan against God. All who will go to Hell do these same things and will perish because they chose their fate.

It is NOT God’s will that any should perish but all should come to the knowledge of the Truth. Don’t be deceived by the lies of your enemy who only wants your destruction.

Which direction do you really want to choose? There are NOT many ways to God but only ONE. The path is narrow and straight into the arms of Jesus Christ our only Savior. He came to earth to live that perfect life that we could not live, all have come short of the glory of God.

Because of God’s justice, if you stand before Him WITHOUT the perfection of our Lord and Savior there is no choice but to render justice upon the wicked.

All the Just wrath of God was laid on Himself as He who knew no sin became sin for you and me so that we could become His righteousness. God showed you how much He loves you when He stretched out his arms and died for you. Will you accept His righteousness and live for Him or try to stand in your own self-righteousness and live the way you want? It’s your choice.

Do you hear Him now? Answer the call from Heaven and LIVE for Eternity.

In your own words, with an honest heart, just ask Jesus to be your Savior.

10 Ways to get to Hell

Reworking the Commandments

1 In your list of priorities, you come first. It’s what YOU want that’s important.

Pile of gold coins

What are the things that turn you on?

These are the things you should concentrate on, and let the devil take the weakest.

WAY TO HELL: BIBLE TOP TEN: 1

2 If it makes you feel better, say it. And obscene gestures are OK too.

Except when other people do them to you, of course.

3Overload yourself.

You’d like to spend more time with your family and have some time for yourself, but hell, you just can’t right now.

Maybe in the future, when you get through what you’ve got to do.

Yes, certainly you’re going to take some time off soon. No doubt about it.

Anyway, you’re only doing it for them.

4 Discard unnecessary people.

Disrespect to parents and older people

Life is a struggle, so it’s best to get rid of any family ties that take up unnecessary time or hold you back.

And the last thing you need is a lot of fuddy-duddy advice from old people who think they know better than you.

They don’t.

After all, didn’t they make mistakes in their own lives?

Who are they to give advice?

5 Look after yourself first.
The deliberate taking of another human life is a crime against society.

But this does not extend to abortion.

If you get pregnant and the time or situation is not good, then the sensible thing is to get rid of ‘it’.

You can always have a baby later, when the timing is better for you.

6 Have some fun.
Nobody’s going to know if you play around a bit on the side.

You’ll be careful. Who can it hurt?

Anyway, people weren’t meant to be monogamous. It’s just not natural. Go ahead.

7 Destroy your opponents.
This is one of the best ways of getting ahead. Find out what you can about them, and make sure the right people know about it.

So it’s not exactly true? Who cares, as long as the dirt gets smeared on them. But don’t let it get traced back to you – it might damage your own image. The worst sin is getting caught.

8 Don’t get too hung up on the truth. It’s for losers.
You have to be creative when you’re talking about something, especially if you’re talking about yourself. Or an enemy.

Funny how easy it is to fudge the facts, or the figures, when it’s to your advantage.

9 If things get tough, move on.
Other people seem to make a better go of their marriage than you’ve done, but you know it’s not your fault. You tried your hardest to make it work, didn’t you?

Maybe it’s time to look around, see if you can find someone who appreciates you better. Someone a bit more exciting, someone who doesn’t look tired.

You deserve a little pleasure in life, don’t you? And you’re getting on – you don’t want to leave it too late to have some fun.

10 If only….
you only had a bit more money, or a really snappy car, or the right clothes, you would be happy.

You know it. Really.

So go, go, go until you get those things. You may have to step on a few people, but it’ll be worth it, because things really can make you happy.

How to get to hell

This is just a little help on how to get out of hell early.
Like, where you can find the stuff that´s necessary to achieve that and what to do with it.

So, this is by no means a step by step instruction, cos that just wouldn´t be fun.
Fight your own war, everybody else has to.

But to start off, I´d recommend you use this custom story.

All you need is eight pieces of jewelery up till a certain point so your guy at the port will allow you and your crew to set sail with him, away from Pogoren. away from hell.

You will get your first jewel simply by looting your own place.
It is very important to upgrade your workshop in order to be able to make saw blades.
Try to do that as soon as possible.

During one of your first nights I urge you to visit the looted gas station. That saw blade will come in handy, and maybe a lockpick as well.
You will already have five pieces of jewelery quite early this way.

As soon as it´s possible, go to the Quiete House during the night.
It´s a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up thing to do, but you have to murder the old lady.
You will find two pieces of jewelery on her body. Now you have a total of seven.

During the next night you wanna head out to the ruined block of flats. Remember to take two saw blades with you. You´ll get a lot of medical stuff, which is invaluable to trade for everything else you might need along your way.

Always remember to lock up your own place along the way as much as possible. You don´t wanna get robbed. Also remember to set up everything to produce food yourself.

Around the seventh night I went to Old town. Just in case your guys need food.

On one of the following nights go to the port. And don´t forget to check around. Talk to the guy there and set up your escape out of Pogoren. By this time you should also have eight pieces of jewelery in total.

Just stay awake halfway through your day at home from now on. Karel from the port will show up and explain everything.

On my first playthrough I got the note from Karel on day eleven. He tells you your guys will be leaving in a few days.

Just stay alive, even stay at home if you have to, and by day fourteen I was out of Pogoren.

I wish everyone good luck and a lot of stamina in their own «WAR OF MINE»!
Especially the one you have to fight everyday in your personal life! I know it´s not always easy.

If you have any questions, don´t hesitate to contact me.

EDIT:
Picture with the location of the port, to answer a question, see the discussion below.
Important thing is to use my story (link above).

to get hell

1 получить по шее

2 получить нагоняй

3 делать скидку

4 получить

получил приз; полученный приз — obtained a prize

получить компенсацию; взыскивать за убытки — recover damages

5 нарваться на выговор

6 оскорбиться

7 свет в рогожку покажется

8 намять шею

— А мужичок Софрон его, пожалуй, к себе на двор не пустит, да ещё чего доброго, шею ему намнёт. (И. Тургенев, Записки охотника) — ‘And the peasant Sophron very likely did not let him into the place, and even, I am afraid, gave him a good thrashing.’

— А шею мне за их гибель намылят. И поделом. Не уберёг. (О. Смирнов, Гладышев из разведроты) — ‘I’ll get hell over their deaths. And quite right, too. I failed to keep them safe.’

9 чёрт

чёрт бы его́ побра́л! — (God) damn him!

чёрт его́ зна́ет! — (I’ll be) damned if I know!

чёрт его́ принёс! — the devil must have brought him!

чёрт зна́ет как — any which way, in a lousy way

чёрт зна́ет что [кто, почему́ и т.д.] — the devil knows what [who, why, etc]

а, чёрт! — hell’s bells!

до черта́ — a helluva lot (of)

ну́ его́ к чёрту! — to hell with him!, the hell with him!

иди́ / пошёл к чёрту! — go fly a kite!, get lost!; get stuffed! sl

пойти́ / полете́ть к чёрту [ко всем чёртя́м, к чёртя́м соба́чьим] — go to the dogs [to rack and ruin; to pot; to hell in a handbasket]

на кой чёрт. како́го чёрта. на чёрта / черта́. — what on earth. ; what / why the hell.

како́го чёрта он там де́лает? — what the hell is he doing there!

на черта́ мне э́то на́до / сдало́сь? — what the hell do I need it for?

не так стра́шен чёрт, как его́ малю́ют посл. — the devil is not so terrible / black as he is painted

ни к чёрту — not worth a damn; good for nothing

ни черта́ — 1) ( ничего) not a bloody / damn thing 2) (нет, не так) not bloody likely!

ни черта́ подо́бного!, чёрта лы́сого! — not bloody likely!

ни черта́ себе! — 1) в знач. межд. (ого, вот это да) oh my!; wow!; holy cow / mackerel / smoke! sl; geez, gee whiz! амер. sl 2) перед сущ. ( с выражением восхищения) oh my, what a. 3) перед сущ. (с выражением возмущения, недоверия)

ни черта́ себе́ до́мик! — oh my, what a house!; isn’t that a house!

оди́н чёрт — it makes no difference

сам чёрт не разберёт, сам чёрт но́гу сло́мит — ≈ there is no making head or tail of it

у чёрта на кули́чках — at the world’s end; in the back of beyond

чем чёрт не шу́тит — ≈ don’t be too sure; you never can tell

что за чёрт! — what the devil / hell!

хоть к чёрту на рога́ [в пе́кло] — even to the devil himself, even to hell itself

10 к лешему

11 к чертовой бабушке

12 к чертовой матери

13 к черту

14 к чертям

15 Ч-110

16 к ляду

17 к свиньям

18 к чертям собачьим

19 ко всем свиньям

20 ко всем чертям

См. также в других словарях:

get hell — catch/get hell American & Australian, informal if you are going to catch hell, someone will be very angry with you. We re going to catch hell when she finds out we used her car … New idioms dictionary

get hell — ► get (or give) hell informal receive (or give) a severe reprimand. Main Entry: ↑hell … English terms dictionary

get hell — [B] receive a scolding, catch hell [B], get it He got hell for breaking a glass. Mrs. Fisk told him he was bad … English idioms

get hell — informal be severely reprimanded. → hell … English new terms dictionary

hell — like, adj. /hel/, n. 1. the place or state of punishment of the wicked after death; the abode of evil and condemned spirits; Gehenna or Tartarus. 2. any place or state of torment or misery: They made their father s life a hell on earth. 3.… … Universalium

hell — See: COME HELL OR HIGH WATER, GO THROUGH HELL AND HIGH WATER, HELL ON WHEELS, LIKE HELL, TO HELL WITH, UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER, WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER … Dictionary of American idioms

hell — See: COME HELL OR HIGH WATER, GO THROUGH HELL AND HIGH WATER, HELL ON WHEELS, LIKE HELL, TO HELL WITH, UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER, WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER … Dictionary of American idioms

hell — I (New American Roget s College Thesaurus) Abode of the damned Nouns 1. hell, Hades, place of torment; Pandemonium, Tophet; Gehenna, Sheol; hellfire, everlasting fire, fire and brimstone or damnation, inferno, perdition; underworld; purgatory,… … English dictionary for students

hell — n. (colloq.) the netherworld 1) go to hell! scolding 2) to catch, get hell 3) to give smb. hell misc. 4) a hell of a team ( an excellent team ); for the hell of it ( for no real reason ); to be hell on ( to be harmful to ); (BE; slang) bloody… … Combinatory dictionary

hell — noun 1》 (often Hell) a place regarded in various religions as a spiritual realm of evil and suffering, often depicted as a place of perpetual fire beneath the earth to which the wicked are consigned after death. 2》 a state or place of great… … English new terms dictionary

How to get hell peppers in Craftopia

As I progressed through playing Craftopia I wonder quite often how in the hell do I get some of these items? Some of them are just mysteries of whether you can find them randomly in the world or if they are random enemy drops or if you can actually craft them.

To advance to the Innovative Age of Fire you need hell peppers.

The only place you can get hell peppers early is to travel to a hell island.

But as soon as you get to hell island you need heat resistance +1000 to survive.

How do you get such a high heat resistance?

Well, you need to either have Dragon Armor, which is very hard to get early in the game or you need a hell resistance potion.

And what do I need to craft a hell resistance potion? Hell peppers.

Now you see this vicious circle the developers of Craftopia have made. But it doesn’t have to be that complicated. Here is an easy strategy you can use to get hell peppers without having Dragon Armor and without having hell resistance potions.

The first step is unlocking a hell island. You have to get to level 5 on the map and one of the islands you unlock should be a hell island. I also wouldn’t recommend starting this unless you are at least level 30 or so.

Once you have unlocked a hell island you need some things to prepare for the trip.

Glider – You should already have one by this point. But if not craft one.

Stone diagonal walls – Probably at least 30

Helicopter (alternate) – If you have a few of these you can use these instead of stone walls but know the helicopter will catch on fire.

Healing items – Health potions, or magic ability to heal

Food – Preferably things that will raise health and/or mana.