How to masturbate better
How to masturbate better
How to masturbate better
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:14:28
At 4/13/06 07:13 PM, tigerkitty wrote:
If I showed you pictures, your manhood would just explode cause of my hawtness
What if I told you I had a life threatening illness that could only be cured by a portrait of one tigerkitty.
Don’t make me have you declawed.
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:15:04
At 4/13/06 07:13 PM, shellshock11-02 wrote: I hammer little glass toothpicks up my peehole just enough that the tip is sticking out. Then i proceed to slamming my penis with a hammer until the glass toothpick shatters. This cause me to bleed through the penis for weeks which cause me physical pleasure. And nothing is more decorative then bloody sperm.
just reading this made my balls hurt
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:16:06
At 4/13/06 07:13 PM, tigerkitty wrote:
At 4/13/06 07:04 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 4/13/06 06:31 PM, tigerkitty wrote:
If I showed you pictures, your manhood would just explode cause of my hawtness
i want to take that chance.
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:16:22
At 4/13/06 07:14 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Don’t make me have you declawed.
The alternative to declawing 😀
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:17:19
with your hands first of wall. Don’t try this with your mouth you punk ^^
oh well.. Time to go m.
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:21:15
At 4/13/06 07:14 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
What if I told you I had a life threatening illness that could only be cured by a portrait of one tigerkitty.
Don’t make me have you declawed.
But, then you’d have to live the rest of your life without a penis, my visage is that not worth that.
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:25:02
At 4/13/06 07:21 PM, tigerkitty wrote: my visage is that not worth that.
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:27:46
Me? I just search for pictures of either celebrities in jeans or hot pictures of Jenna Jameson, in jeans of course. I believe that helps me masturbate better by masturbating to hot chicks in jeans without a top or a skimpy little top.
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:27:52
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:29:24
FAP ON THIS BITCHES!
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:37:46
At 4/13/06 07:21 PM, tigerkitty wrote:
But, then you’d have to live the rest of your life without a penis, my visage is that not worth that.
I guess I’ll go kill myself in shame then.
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:53:42
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris
3 people think I’m a dickhead :3
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 19:54:35
Salt is pretty good. Have you never heard gay men talking about cocaine-no pain?
Automatic for the people.
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 20:14:44
People like you annoy me. I mean, even if you are at the height of popularity and coolness, there will be one night when you don’t have a girlfriend, and you just feel the need to self please.
Or what if the girlfriend doesn’t want to give you a hand job?
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 20:15:30
don’t use a pillow. 30 seconds of goodness, then a bad rugburn in the morning.
chocolat syrup or honey make the best lubes. That way, if you get so lucky,
and a girl so drunk, the taste won’t be too bad for them.
And if your japonese, with what you guys do over there, use their tears.
tears make the sweetest lubricant!- Drawn Together
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 20:19:15
Suck your own dick. I can’t do it but there are people that can. maybe you’re one of em
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Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 20:19:16
At 10/29/05 09:07 AM, Final_Sam wrote: A) Switch hands
B) Wait a long long time, then try it again
C) let someone else do it
D) use marmalade
E) use salt
Switching hands is a good ides. it stops one arm from getting weak
waiting isnt good, just try harder
lonly let others do it if they have soft hands
what does salt and marmalade do?
im guessing lube substitution?
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 20:19:26
Hump a pillow. Sometimes it helps to tape a picture of a super models face on it.
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 20:21:03
At 10/29/05 09:05 AM, Boffomedia wrote: Hay its not really that fun for me, but yeah.
Wot do u do to enjoy urselves more?? 🙁
I tend to take a hand full of push pins and damp salt, slit the head of my penis open with a razor, and masturbate rigourously. If you do it right, you won’t ejaculate blood, and you’ll eliminate the need for a vagina in any part of your life!
Response to How do you masturbate better 2006-04-13 20:37:21
At 4/13/06 08:21 PM, Filtercore wrote:
At 10/29/05 09:05 AM, Boffomedia wrote: Hay its not really that fun for me, but yeah.
Wot do u do to enjoy urselves more?? 🙁
I tend to take a hand full of push pins and damp salt, slit the head of my penis open with a razor, and masturbate rigourously. If you do it right, you won’t ejaculate blood, and you’ll eliminate the need for a vagina in any part of your life!
Any exACTLYT how will this eliminate the need for a vagina? Please post somthing better and somthing that makes more sense.